初中搞笑英語情景對話
英語學習到一定的程度之後，我們也能夠編一些比較搞笑的英語對話。下面是本站小編給大家整理的初中搞笑英語情景對話，供大家參閱!
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
湯姆：約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
約翰尼：他害病臥牀了。他受了傷。
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
湯姆：真糟糕，怎麼回事兒?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
約翰尼：我們做遊戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
初中搞笑英語情景對話2ose: Honey, mother needs a perch.
親愛的，媽媽需要一個歇腳的地方。
Jack: Mother? We're the same age. Mom, you look so great.
媽?我們年紀差不大啊。媽，你看起來真美。
Mom: Stop kissing my ass, you little man. I haven't promised to give away my daughter. Just move away and I need a place to give away my sneeze first.
不要再拍我馬屁了，你這個小個子。我還沒答應要把我女兒送出去呢。挪開去，我需要一個地方先把我的噴嚏送出去。
Jack: Just a second. Use my special bag. Don't waste your sneeze.
等一下。用我這個特製袋。不要浪費了你的噴嚏。
Mom: Ahchoo! Sorry. I don't usually make that big noise.
阿切!不好意思通常沒那麼大聲的。
Jack: That's all right. Can I have the bag please? I want to take it to my lab.
沒關係。可以把那個袋子給我嗎?我想帶回實驗室。
Mom: Are you joking? No. What are you going to do with my sneeze, weirdo? Aren't you that freak Frankensein, are you?
你在開玩笑嗎?不。你這個怪人，你想對我的噴嚏做什麼?你不是那個《科學怪人》吧?
Jack: I want to be though. I think his experiments are cool. Easy, mom. This is my job to study sneeze.
雖然我想, 我覺得他的試驗都很酷. 放鬆, 媽.研究噴嚏,是我的工作.
Mom: Sneeze?
噴嚏?
Jack: Jesus! Help, Rose. Your Mom passed out. OMG.
天哪! 救命，羅思.媽暈過去了。天哪!
初中搞笑英語情景對話3Intelligent son 聰明的兒子
One day, the father lets eight year-old son send a letter, the son took the letter , the father then remembered didn't write the address and addressee's name on the envelope.
After the son comes back, the father asks him: "You have thrown the letter in the mail box?"
"Certainly"
"You have not seen on the envelope not to write the address and the addressee name?"
"I certainly saw nothing written on the envelope."
"Then why you didn't take it back?"
"I also thought that you do not write the address and the addressee, is for does not want to let me know that you do send the letter to who!"
有一天,父親讓八歲的兒子去寄一封信,兒子已經拿着信跑了,父親纔想起信封上沒寫地址和收信人的名字。
兒子回來後,父親問他:“你把信丟進郵筒了嗎?” “當然”“你沒看見信封上沒有寫地址和收信人名字嗎?”
“我當然看見信封上什麼也沒寫”“那你爲什麼不拿回來呢?”
“我還以爲你不寫地址和收信人,是爲了不想讓我知道你把信寄給誰呢!”
