英語幽默小對話
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英語幽默小對話1：
One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
Girl: Yes, that's what he did.
Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...
Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...
Girl: But he had AIDS!!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!!!
英語幽默小對話2：
A: You really like my stupid jokes?
B: Yes, they just tear me up! You have such a dry sense of humor and you keep such a straight face that it takes minutes for the joke to dawn on me.
A: Yes, well such jokes aren’t funny if the wisecracker laughs. My father was a great jokester. It sometimes took hours for me and my brother to get the joke.
A: 你真的喜歡我講的這些愚蠢的笑話嗎?
B: 是的，它們都快讓我肚皮笑破了!你還真能裝，板着個臉，我是過了一會兒才領悟你的笑話的。
A: 講俏皮話的人自己先笑了，就沒意思了。我爸可會講笑話了，有的時候我和我哥得花上半天功夫才能明白過來。
英語幽默小對話3：
男: This seat empty?(這個座位是空的吧?)
女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.(是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。)【我立馬走人】
男：Haven''t I seen you some place before?(我好像以前在什麼地方見過你?)
女：Yes. That''s why I don''t go there anymore.(是的。這就是爲什麼我不再去那個地方的原因。)【我不想和你有任何交集】
男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?(這個星期六你想跟我出去嗎?)
女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.(抱歉。這個週末我頭疼)【^_^頭疼也是可以預約的】
男：Can I have your name?(我能知道你的名字嗎?)
女：Why? Don''t you already have one? (爲什麼?你不是已經有一個了嗎?)
男：I''m a photographer. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是攝影師。我一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)
女：I''m a plastic surgeon. I''ve been looking for a face like yours.(我是整形外科醫生。我也一直在尋找一張像你這樣的臉。)【長的真醜】
男：I think I could make you very happy.(我想我能讓你非常快樂。)
女：Why? Are you leaving?(是嗎?你是說你要離開?)【你能離開就是對我的仁慈】
