淘寶上的奇葩雨具 總有一款適合你大綱
Taobao’s weird and wonderful rain accessories that’ll keep you dry and lookin’ fly.
淘寶上怪異且絕妙的雨具，既防雨又時髦。
Given how exceptionally dry our fair city is, the arrival of the odd rainy day naturally leads us to question just who is responsible; Mother Nature or Mother Seed-a-cloud? As summertime arrives, we must also reluctantly welcome in Beijing’s rainy season, and with around 75 percent of the capital’s annual rainfall likely to tumble down over the next three months, precautions need to be taken. Here’s our guide to Taobao’s weird and wonderful rain accessories that’ll keep you dry and lookin’ fly during the impending dampness.
鑑於我們美麗的城市異常乾燥，少見雨天的降臨自然會使我們產生疑問：誰爲此負責？自然之母還是烏雲之母？隨着夏季的到來，我們也必須勉強歡迎北京的雨季，而且首都全年降水量的大約75%將在未來三個月裏傾瀉而下，我們得采取防範措施。以下是淘寶上怪異且絕妙的雨具指南，既能在即將到來的潮溼天氣中用來防雨，又非常時髦。
High heel protector
高跟鞋保護套
A little torrential downpour shouldn’t mean you need to compromise on fashion, nor lose two inches of height, so keep your high heels dry and tower above the puddles with these zippable plastic covers. 14.5RMB
一點傾盆大雨不應意味着你需要對時尚妥協，也不能喪失兩英寸的高度，所以用這些帶拉鍊的塑料保護套可以保持高跟鞋乾燥，走過水窪時不會被沾溼。售價14.5元人民幣。
Face Mask
面罩
It’s perfect for a windy, rain-drenched scooter commute, and a tinted UV-protecting model is also available for protecting your skin from the sun when the storm clouds pass. 10RMB
這個面罩非常適合在風大、雨水浸溼的日子騎摩托車上下班時使用，而且在暴雨雲層消散之後，面罩上的紫外線保護塗層設計可以用來防曬。售價10元人民幣。
Two-person scooter poncho
雙人摩托車雨披
With the aid of this innovative plastic poncho, passenger and pilot alike can share in the wonder of dryness, and maybe even re-enact E.T.’s flying finale. 35RMB
藉助這一創新塑料雨披，乘客可以同駕駛員一起共享奇蹟般的乾燥，甚至可以重現《E.T.》最後一幕的飛翔場面。售價35元人民幣。
Umbrella hat
傘帽
Need to stay dry but can’t bear to peel your hands away from your smartphone for even 5 minutes? Never fear, the hands-free, double-tiered umbrella is here! Your personal parasol is the convenient canopy you’ve been waiting for, and its adjustable chin strap means that even the most tempestuous of storms won’t hold you back. 32RMB
需要保持乾燥，但連手離開智能手機5分鐘都不能忍受？別擔心，無需手持的雙層傘就在這裏！這把專屬雨傘就是你等待已久的方便雨棚，可調節的下巴固定帶意味着即使最劇烈的風暴都不能妨礙你。售價32元人民幣。
UFO rain cover
飛碟雨罩
An alien relative of the umbrella hat, this Unidentified Fashionable Object will not only keep the raindrops off you, but also dramatically increase your circumference, putting more distance between you and personal space invaders. A fun umbrella alternative for kids and adults alike. 30RMB
作爲傘帽的外星人親戚，這個身份不明的時尚物體不僅能擋住雨滴，而且還大大增加你的胸圍，擴大你和個人空間入侵者之間的距離。對兒童和成年人來說這都是一種有趣的雨傘替代品。售價30元人民幣。
