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英語笑話:宿舍季度通行證

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A new dorm rule was announced.

新宿舍規範出臺了。

“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students.

女生宿舍將全面謝絕男生的光顧,男生宿舍也同樣不得進入女生。”

"Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time."

"不論是誰,一旦違規,初犯將被罰款20美元。”

"Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60."

"第二次違規者要被罰款60美元。"

"Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

第三次被抓住需要交180美元的罰款。還有什麼疑問沒有?”

"At this, a male student in the crowd inquires, “Er... How much for a season pass?"

"這時人羣中一個男同學問訊道,“那麼一個季度通行證需要多少錢?”