如何正確跳樓？網友們爆笑回答大綱
某人在網上發帖問："In case I want to jump off a tall building, what would be the proper way to go about it?"（如果我想從高樓上跳下去，用什麼方式比較合適呢？）不知道這位網友是出於什麼想法，反正不要以爲回帖者會好心勸你不要幹傻事，大家都幸災樂禍着呢，來看看他們怎麼回答吧！
Do a Swan Dive and hope you grow feathers before you hit the bottom.
來個燕式跳（直體向前跳）吧，希望你在掉地上前長出羽毛來。Many like the Swan Dive. But try the Cannonball for the best effect. Or you can get Fancy and do a Full Gainer with a Half Twist.
很多人喜歡燕式跳，不過建議你試試抱膝跳，那樣能達到最好的效果。或者你也可以選擇花式跳，來個反身翻騰一週加半轉體。Advertise the event so you will have plenty of witnesses to verify that you are of sane mind. Oh, and do make sure you wear a nice outfit along with clean wouldn't want you to be embarrassed.
記得四處去宣傳下你要跳樓的事，那樣纔能有足夠的目擊者證實你腦子沒病。還有務必穿上好看的外套和乾淨的內衣……我們可不想你感到難爲情。
If you're hell bent on doing this, determine first whether you are top or bottom heavy. The laws of gravity state that the heavier end will eventually end up on the bottom. Armed with that knowledge, you can make necessary adjustments to suit your fall. Happy landing!
如果你真的決定要跳樓，那就先看看自己是上身重還是下身重。重力定律告訴我們比較重的那端會先着陸，掌握了這點你就可以做出必要的調整來完成你那一跳了。着陸愉快！Take a pen and paper with you so you can write about the experience on the way down.
帶上筆和紙，那樣你能在掉下來的過程中寫下自己的體驗。Be sure to check the direction of the wind so you can judge where you will land. Try not to break a window or land on someone's new the way, did you list me as the beneficiary on your insurance policy?
記得先看下風往哪個方向吹，那樣你好判斷自己會掉在哪兒。儘量不要砸到窗戶，或者掉在別人的新車上……話說你有沒有在保險單上把我列爲受益人呀？We don't care how you do it, just do it!
我們纔不在乎你怎麼跳，你去跳就是了！（嗯，這句可以作爲總結性發言……）
