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國外這些搞笑爸爸,真的不能帶孩子哈哈

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Growing up comes with a lot of responsibilities, fulfilling, rewarding things that are sometimes tough, but make you into a man. Deep down though, the boy inside of you is still there, full of innocence and wonder, who just wants to play, have fun and explore!

成長的過程伴隨着許多的責任、目標與收穫,有時艱辛,但正是這些使你成爲真正的男子漢。不過在心靈深處,成人外表下的小男孩依然在那裏,充滿了天真與好奇,只想着玩耍、取樂和探險!

So while becoming a fully mature and responsible adult man is rightly what society expects of you, don't forget to spare a little time for your inner child too. Life would be boring otherwise! We here have compiled a list of guys doing just that, and you gotta admit, it is pretty cute.

所以,雖然社會職責要求你去做一個成熟而有責任心的成年男人,別忘了花點時間讓你的內在小孩出來放個風。不然生活將會多麼單調!我們列舉了一組男人,他們正如前文所述,而你必須承認,這樣做確實很萌!

1. During A 12 Hour Flight Delay My Boyfriend Wandered Off. When I Found Him He Was In The Middle Of A Pixar Movie Marathon With A Group Of 5-Year-Olds. He’s The One For Me.

有一次飛機晚點了12個小時,我的男朋友不知去向。當我發現他的時候,他正和一羣5歲左右的孩子們一起沉迷在皮克斯電影聯播中。他真是我的真命天子。

2. We’re Adults And We Get To Decide What That Means: The Home Depot Edition.

我們是成年人,我們自己定義“成年人”的含義:建築材料超人版。

3. He Gets A Little Bored On Fridays.

在週五他總覺得有點兒無聊。

4. There Was A Storm During The Eclipse So He Improvised.

發生月食的時候有一場暴雨,他即興自制了一個月食。

5. Today My Boyfriend Bought A Label Maker.

今天我男朋友買了一個標籤打印機。

6. My Boyfriend Ordered 500 Googly Eyes “For Reasons” And This Is One Of The First Things He Did.

我男朋友“出於正經的原因”訂購了500個金魚眼,這是他最早的作品之一。

7. My 90-Year-Old Grandfather At His Battlestation. He Was The Person Who Introduced Me To Several Tech Things, Such As A PC, An iPad, And A Tesla

我90高齡的爺爺在他的星際作戰基地。是他讓我瞭解了許多現代電子產品,比如個人電腦,蘋果平板電腦,還有特斯拉。

8. Trying To Impress My Wife With New Overpriced Smart Bulbs, Forgot Our Security Cam Was Recording.

想要讓我的妻子對我高價買來的智能燈泡產生好感,忘了我們的防盜攝像機正在攝像。

9. He Got His Head Stuck In The Porch Yesterday Whilst Trying To Feed A Dead Bee To A Spider That Lives In The Bushes.

昨天他想把一隻死蜜蜂餵給住在灌木叢裏的蜘蛛吃,結果腦袋卡在門廊欄杆裏。

10. My Dad Thought He Was Home Alone. I Had To See Why He Was Laughing So Hard.

我爸爸以爲他一個人在家。我得去看看他爲什麼笑得這麼厲害。

11. My Boyfriend Is A Seller On Amazon. This Is What I Came Home To.

我男朋友是一個亞馬遜賣家。我回家後看到了這幅景象。

12. Printed And Attached To Wife’s Spraying Air Freshener While She Wasn’t Home. Spits Acid Every 30 Minutes.

妻子不在家,我自己打印圖案,然後把它粘在妻子買的自動噴灑空氣淨化器上。每30分鐘噴一次。

13. This Is How My Boyfriend And His Cat Catch Bugs Together.

我的男朋友和他的喵星人是這樣一起抓蟲子的。

14. My Husband Is No Longer Allowed To Go To The Craft Store Alone.

我再也不許老公單獨帶寶寶去工藝品商店了。

15. Caught My Husband Red-Handed. Thought He Was Working Out.

給我的老公抓了現行,還以爲他在鍛鍊!

國外這些搞笑爸爸,真的不能帶孩子哈哈

16. We Did Our Duty. Let No Man, Woman, Or Child Suggest Otherwise.

我們完成了任務。別讓任何男人、女人或者孩子插嘴。

17. I Got Married Last Week, My Wife Wanted Me To Only Take Serious Pictures With My Groomsmen.

上週舉行了婚禮,我妻子只准我和伴郎拍正經的照片。

18. Heard My Husband Telling The Dog To Stay Still In The Kitchen, Walked In And This Greeted Me.

聽到我的丈夫告訴狗狗安靜的呆在廚房裏,我走進去看到了這個。

19. Look At All These Kids.

看看這些孩子。

20. Saw This Man Sneakily Blowing Bubbles In The Train Station. When I Made Eye Contact With Him And Smiled, He Came Up To Me And Whispered, "No One Suspects The Adult".

看到一個男人偷偷把吹泡泡機帶進了火車站。我和他四目對視然後微笑,他走過來悄悄對我說,“沒人懷疑成年人會帶進這個”。