英語笑話:I'm the groom 我是新郎
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."在一個小鎮上，一位警官攔住了大街上超速行駛的汽車司機。
“但是，長官，”他開始試圖解釋，“我可以解釋”
“安靜點，我會讓你在獄中冷靜下來，直到警長回來。”警官說。
“但是，警官，我只是想說……”司機不甘心。
“我說保持安靜！你要進監獄！”（交警纔不管那麼多呢！）
幾個小時之後，警官對他說，“你很幸運，警長去參加他女兒的婚禮。他會在他心情好的時候再回來。”
“別指望了，”司機回答，“我就是新郎。”
