英語笑話:I'm the Only Driver（唯有我是司機）
A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed. "Stop, stop, " a passenger looked out of the window, and shouted at the young man, "you can't catch it ! " "I must," the young fellow said, out of breath, "because I'm only driver of the bus.在一輛滿載乘客的公共汽車後面，一位小個子青年在奔跑着。氣車仍在高速前進。 “停下吧，”一位乘客把頭伸出窗子，對小個子喊道，“你追不上的！” “我必須追上，”小個子氣喘吁吁地說，“我是司機！”
