雙語笑話:我正是新郎 I'm the groom
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."警察在小鎮上攔下了一個在主街上減速駕駛的人，“但是，警官，”那個男子說道：“我能解釋原因。”“閉嘴”，警察不耐煩地說道“我得把你關進牢房讓你坐冷板凳，直到警長回來。”但是，警官，我想說的是……”“我告訴過你讓你閉嘴。你得進監獄。”幾個小時後，警察來看那個被關押的男子，“你很幸運，警長去參加他女兒的婚禮了，他回來時心情會很好。”“不要提那件事了”被關押的男子說道：“我正是新郎”。
