英語笑話:Egg Donor 雞蛋捐贈人
Egg Donor 雞蛋捐贈人
One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.
一天，蘇在打掃牀底下的時候，發現了一個小盒子。出於好奇，她把它打開，發現裏面有3個雞蛋和一萬塊錢。她感覺有些可疑，就找結了婚20年的丈夫質問。
"Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.
弗蘭克說：“哦，那個啊，每欺騙你一次，我就放一個雞蛋到盒子裏。”蘇雖然對此有點不開心，不過想到20年間才欺騙她3次，也不算很糟糕了。
"But what about the 10,000 dollars?"
“但是那一萬塊錢是怎麼會是？”
"Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."
“每當我攢夠了12個雞蛋，我就把它們賣了。”
