英語笑話:他的耳朵在我的衣兜裏
I Have His Ear in My Pocket
Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
"Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
"I’d know him anywhere," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."他的耳朵在我的衣兜裏
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家裏。他媽媽問,"發生了什麼事？“
”一個男孩咬了我一口，“伊凡說。
”再見到他時你能認出來嗎?"媽媽問。
“他走到哪裏我都能認出他，”伊凡說，“他的耳朵還在我的衣兜裏呢。”
NOTE
recognize v.認出 realize v.認識到（某種事實等）
