英語笑話:Dinner is ready 晚飯準備好了
Dinner's ready
My cooking has always been the target of family jokes.
One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detector went off.
Although both of my children had received fire-safety training at school, they did not respond to the alarm.
Annoyed, I stormed through the house in search of them. I found them in the bathroom, washing their hands.
Over the loud buzzing of the smoke alarm, I asked them to identify the sound. It's the smoke detector, they replied in unison.
Do you know what that sound means? I demanded. Sure, my oldest replied. Dinner's ready.晚飯準備好了
我的燒飯手藝向來是家庭笑話的攻擊目標。
一天晚上，晚餐我準備得有點兒太快了，廚房裏充滿了煙，結果煙霧探查器報起警來。
儘管我的兩個孩子都在學校裏接受過防火安全訓練，可是他們並沒有對報警聲作出反應。我感到很惱火，滿幢房子亂衝尋找他們。
我在洗澡間找到他們，發現他們正在洗手。我的聲音蓋過了煙霧警報的嗡嗡聲，我叫他們辨別那聲音。
“是煙霧探查器，”他們異口同聲地說。 “你們知道那聲音意味着什麼嗎？”我責問道。 “當然，”我的大孩子回答道，“晚飯準備好了。”
