少兒英語小笑話帶翻譯範文
笑話是幽默的一個屬概念 ，具有幽默的一切特徵，下面小編今天就給大家分享一下英語的笑話給大家看看，有時間的就看看吧
Two Pieces of Cake
Tom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?
Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it two!
兩塊蛋糕
湯姆：媽媽，我可以吃兩塊蛋糕嗎?
媽媽：當然可以----拿這塊蛋糕把它切成兩塊吧!
牛和狗
An ox and a dog serve for the same farmer.
One day the dog arrogantly says: “How grand I am! In the daytime, I watch out for the cattle in the meadows; at night, I guard the house. But you…”
“Me? How about me ?” the ox says
“You can only plough or draw a cart,” the dog slightly says.
“Yes. It’s true,” the ox says. “But if I don’t plough, what do you guard?”
牛和狗
一頭牛和一隻狗同時爲一個農夫工作。
一天， 狗驕傲地說着;‘我是多麼重要啊!白天我在牧場看護家羣，晚上我看家。而你呢…..?”
“我?我怎麼啦?“ 牛反問。
“你只會犁地或是拉扯。”狗不懈地說。
“是的。你說得沒有錯，”牛回答道。“但是如果沒有我犁地，你看護什麼呢?”
去電影院
A lorry driver, David is driving 200 penguins to London Zoo. But his lorry breaks down on the motorway, when another lorry driver, Robert stops in the front of him, David asks for help, and explains that he is taking the penguins to the zoo. Robert says, “Ok. I can help you.”
Some hours later, Robert drivers back and passes David. David is still on the lorry, and look happy.
“I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.” David says.
Robert replies, “I did, but I had some money left, so I’m going to the cinema now.”
去電影院
一個叫戴維的貨車司機載着200只企鵝去倫敦動物園。可是他的車在高速公路上壞了。當一輛貨車停在他面前的時候，戴維向司機羅珀特求救，並且解釋自己要送這些企鵝去倫敦動物園。羅珀特說：“行，我幫你。”
幾個小時過後，羅珀特又回來了，並經過戴維生病，戴維還等在高速公路上。那些企鵝也還在車上，特高興的樣子。
“我想我告訴過你吧這些企鵝送進動物園的。”戴維說。
羅珀特回答說：“是的，我去了。但是我的錢包丟在電影院了，所有我現在要回那裏去。”
