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少兒英語簡單笑話帶翻譯

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  雞蛋在哪裏

Where is the egg?

Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

Teacher:Then where is the “egg"?

Student:In the cake,Sir.

雞蛋在哪裏?

老師:你能用“雞蛋”一詞造句嗎?

學生:可以。我昨天吃了一塊蛋糕。

老師:“雞蛋”在哪?

學生:在蛋糕裏,先生

  一定很擁擠It must Be Crowded

A teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions people can live there.”

And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.”

一定很擁擠

一位告訴學生:“月亮非常大,上面能住幾百人。”

一個男孩笑着說:“當月亮變成月牙的時候,住在上面的人該多擁擠啊!”

  我不喜歡她I Don’t Like Her

Bob goes to a new school.

One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.

“I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”

我不喜歡她

鮑勃的去了所新學校。

一天, 他回到家,他媽媽問他:“你喜歡你的新老師嗎?”

“不,我不喜歡她,媽媽。因爲她先說3加3等於6,然後她又說2加4等於6.”