迪斯尼公主們的15堂坑爹愛情課
1. If you want your crush to like you, change everything about yourself.
想要你喜歡的人也喜歡你，就要改變自己的一切。
2. Lying about your age is a totally acceptable thing.
關於自己的年齡說謊沒有一點問題。
3. Stalking is the quickest way to man’s heart.
跟蹤一個人是走進他心裏的最快捷徑。
4. Guys love it when you act uninterested.
男孩們喜歡你對他們表現得漠不關心。
5. Passing out in the home of seven strange guys is a safe and sane choice.
在七個陌生男子家中安眠，這個決定很安全也很理智。
6. A guy cutting in on you at the club is hot, not creepy.
一個男人忽然出現在你面前，這很有魅力，一點也不恐怖。
are super cute when they kidnap you.
綁架你的男孩是超可愛的。
8. A man who lies about his background would never lie to you about other things.
一個對自己身家背景撒謊的男孩絕不會對其他事情撒謊。
9. Waking up to assault is no cause for alarm.
醒來發現被侵犯，也不應該有所警覺。
10. Because silence is consent, duh.
因爲沉默就是妥協。
11. Marrying a dude you just met will in no way end terribly.
和一個剛剛認識的男人結婚絕不會有不好的結果。
12. Because if you try hard enough, you can change him.
只要你努力改變他，你就可以改變他。
13. Even if you’re a princess, your place is taking care of your man/men.
即使你是一位公主，也應該以照顧自己的男人爲份內職責。
14. No matter the grievance, you can buy your way to forgiveness.
無論多麼委屈，你最後都會原諒他。
15. And always remember, it’s what’s on the outside that counts.
永遠記住，外表纔是最重要的。
