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> 列表開心一笑: Doctor, It Hurts 醫生,好疼
2017-04-15Amanwassittinginabarwithtearsstreamingdownhisface.一個男人坐在酒吧裏痛哭流淚。Afriendwalkedinandaskedwhyhewassounhappy.Theweepingonesaid,ThedoctorhasjusttoldmeI'llhavetotakethesetabletsfortheresto......
開心一笑:女兒的音樂課是一筆財富
2017-05-19Jack:Mydaughter'smusiclessonsareafortunetome.John:Howisthat?Jack:Theyenabledmetobuytheneighbor'shousesathalfprice.傑克:我女兒的音樂課對我來說就是一筆財富呀。約翰:這是怎麼回事呢?傑克:因爲音樂課使我......
開心一笑:越獄
2017-06-07開心一笑:你的未來靠的是你的夢想
2017-08-29"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams"Sogotosleep“你的未來靠的是你的夢想”,所以做夢去吧......
開心一笑: Excellent Skills 做事情的潛規則
2017-04-17AfterfriendsofminelandedatbusyNewwarkAirport,theywereunabletoattracttheattentionofanyporterstohelpwiththeirluggage.Indesperation,thehusbandtookoutafive-dollarbillandwaveditabovethecrowd.Inaninstant,as......
開心一笑:您的大衣着火了
2017-04-17Themaster,toimpressonhispupilstheneedofthinkingbeforespeaking,toldthemtocountfiftybeforesayinganythingimportant,andonehundredifitwasveryimportant.Thenextdayhewasspeaking,standingwithhisbacktothefire,w......
開心一笑:兩天VS三週(讓人無語啊)
2017-06-03開心一笑:我是來給你安裝電話的
2017-05-05Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意,就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpick......
開心一笑:我的病就是什麼
2017-04-17Asenileactresswenttoseeadoctor.Thedoctorenquired:“Howoldareyou?”Theactresssaid:“Twenty-two.”Sothedoctorscribbleddownonhercasehistory:“Amnesia.”一個徐娘半老的女演員去看醫生,醫生問:“您的年齡?”女演......
開心一笑: 立遺囑, 搬起石頭打自己的腳
2017-04-16Myfather,whowas14yearsoldthanmymother,hadbeenworkingonhiswill.Atafamilydinnerhetoldusthathehadprovidedwellformother,butthefamilyhomewouldgotousfivechildrenifsheremarried.我爸比我媽大14歲,最近一直在寫遺......
意語美文:何以解憂 唯有一笑
2021-12-26一笑解千愁。不管有什麼事,都別忘了笑一笑。一切都會越來越好~Voglioridere,voglioridereacrepapelle,finoasentirelostomacofarmimaleelelacrimeriempirmigliocchi.Voglioridere,voglioriderecomesenonloavessimaifat......
開心一笑:爲今天而活
2017-06-07開心一笑:想死的心是一樣的
2017-06-06Thoughthemethodstodiearedifferent,theybothwanttodie.雖然方法不一樣,想死的心是一樣的。......
開心一笑:讓我們脫光光吧
2017-06-09開心一笑:鑰匙還是接吻? Keys or Kiss?
2017-05-31AfriendofminewasgivinganEnglishlessontoaclassofadultwhohadrecentlycometoliveintheUnitedStates.Afterplacingquiteanumberofeverydayobjectsonatable,heaskedvariousmembersoftheclasstogivehimtheruler,thebook......
開心一笑:一個人也能玩自拍
2017-06-08開心一笑:師生問答之我愛炸雞
2017-05-19Inclasstheteachershowedpicturesofvariousbirds.Thenheaskedoneofthestudents,"Whatkindofbirddoyoulikebest,Jack?"Jackthoughtamoment,thenanswered,"Friedchicken,sir."老師在課堂上向學生們展示了各種各樣的鳥的......
開心一笑: Talking clock 會說話的鐘
2017-04-16Whileproudlyshowingoffhisnewapartmenttofriends,acollegestudentledthewayintotheden.一個學生帶他朋友們參觀他的新公寓,甚是得意。Whatisthebigbrassgong(鑼)andhammerfor?oneofhisfriendsasked.Thatisthetalkingclo......
開心一笑:我充當了右腿的角色
2017-05-13TheRightLegProctor(exceedinglyangry):"Soyouconfessthatthisunfortunatefreshmanwaskickedtothisfrogpondanddrenched?Nowwhatpartdidyoutakeinthisdisgracefulaffair?"Soph.(meekly):"Therightleg,sir."學監(非常生......
開心一笑:The Fourth Element 構成世界的肥皂
2017-04-17Teacher:Whatarethefourelementofnature?Student:Fire,air,earth,and...and...Teacher:Andwhat?Justthinkitover,whatdoyouwashyourhandswith?Student:Soap!老師:自然界的四大元素是什麼?學生:火、氣、和。。。和。。。......
開心一笑:什麼都有,你要買什麼?大綱
2017-05-24Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.Horrified,themanagercamerunningovertothecustomerandsaid,Ofcourse,we'l......
開心一笑:請朋友吃飯 Friend for Dinner
2017-04-17Honey,saidthehusbandtohiswife,Iinvitedafriendhomeforsupper.What?Areyoucrazy?Thehouseisamess,Ihaventbeenshopping,allthedishesaredirty,andIdontfeellikecookingafancymeal!Iknowallthat.Thenwhydidyouinvitea......
開心一笑:湯姆上學遲到的原因
2017-05-27Teacher:Tom,whyareyoulateforschooleveryday?Tom:EverytimeIcometothecorner,asignsays,School-GoSlow.老師:湯姆,您爲什麼每天上學遲到?湯姆:我每次路過拐角,一個路標上面寫着:學校——慢行。......
開心一笑:籃球教練的心理學測試
2017-04-19Thepsychologyinstructorhadjustfinishedalectureonmentalhealthandwasgivinganoraltest.一位剛剛做完一場有關心理健康講座的心理學指導老師,正在進行一個口頭測試。Speakingspecificallyaboutmanicdepression,sheask......
開心一笑:洗髮前後的對比
2017-06-05