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![開心一笑:到底誰逆行?]()
Asaseniorcitizenwasdrivingdownthefreeway,hiscarphonerang.Answering,heheardhiswife'svoiceurgentlywarninghim,"Herman,Ijustheardonthenewsthatthere'sacargoingthewrongwayon280.Pleasebecareful!"一個......
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![開心一笑:多吃些魚]()
你的醫生說的是“多吃些魚”還是“要總吃魚”？......
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![開心一笑:傾聽的重要]()
Woman:男人從不願聽女人的話，醫生，我丈夫連我說的一個字都不願意聽，我只能自言自語。Woman：如果他知道我一個小時付給別人100塊只爲了讓別人聽我說話，他就會馬上明白過來了。......
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![開心一笑:我們是試用版]()
別指望小孩子完美。我們是試用版！......
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![開心一笑:時間對豬有什麼意義?]()
Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads，seehowthefarmslooked，andfarmersearnedtheirliving.Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard，holdingapigupinhishands，andliftingitsothatthepigco......
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![開心一笑:不同的飛機,同樣的結果]()
Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontothepl......
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![開心一笑:主持人王寧和劉純燕的親屬關係]()
Wang-Ning,Newsnetworkhosthastenedhomebymotorcycleafterwork.,hisgirlfriendLiu-Chunyansatbehindhimonthepillion,whowasdaintyandcutechildrenprogramhostess.Adevotedaudiencerecognizedhimsuddenly,saying"hell......
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![開心一笑:偷得太貴了,我買不起]()
Ashoplifterwascaughtred-handedtryingtostealawatchfromajewelrystore."Listen,"saidtheshoplifter,"Iknowyoudon'twantanytroubleeither.WhatdoyousayIjustbuythewatch,andweforgetaboutthis?"一個小偷在一家珠......
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![開心一笑:期待機遇來敲門]()
Opportunitypagedme,beepedme,linkedme,e-mailedme,faxedme,andspammedme.ButIwasexpectingittoknock!機遇曾招呼我，它嘟嘟地叫我，聯繫我，給我發郵件和發傳真，還發給我垃圾郵件。而我卻一直在期待它來敲門!......
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![開心一笑:你爸爸幫你做作業了嗎?]()
Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.一天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。Theteacherwasverypleasedandrathersurprised.老師很高興，同時也十分驚訝......
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![開心一笑:倔強的路]()
我總是不能勸說我走的路免受罰款。你來試試。......
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![開心一笑:我整天都在想這你]()
上班的時候我都在想你。老闆的古龍香水聞起來像你的襪子味道。......
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![開心一笑: 商店競爭中的佼佼者]()
Threecompetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedformayhemtoensue.三個互相爭生意的商店老闆在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪，旁觀者等着瞧好戲。Theretailerontherightputuphugesignssaying,G......
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![開心一笑:吹牛大賽 比父母]()
AnArmybratwasboastingabouthisfathertoaNavybrat."Mydadisanengineer.Hecandoeverything.DoyouknowtheAlps?""Yes,"saidtheNavybrat."Mydadhasbuiltthem."Thenthenavalkidspoke:"AnddoyouknowtheDeadSea?""......
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![開心一笑:如此鍛鍊]()
我的醫生要我增加鍛練計劃的內容，所以我從一週3次“不鍛鍊”改爲一週6次“不鍛鍊”了。......
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![開心一笑:牧師如何對付蝙蝠]()
Threepastors三個牧師的故事Threepastorsinthesouthwerehavinglunchinadiner.Onesaid,Youknow,sincesummerstartedI'vebeenhavingtroublewithbatsinmyloftandatticatchurch.I'vetriedeverything—noise,......
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![開心一笑:喬治·華盛頓的前輩]()
Ateachersaidtoherclass：“Whowasthefirstman?”“GeorgeWashington，”alittleboyshoutedpromptly．“HowdoyoumakeoutthatGeorgeWashingtonwasthefirstman？”askedtheteacher，smilingindulgently．“Because，”saidthelittleb......
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![開心一笑:哈里王子令人捧腹的照片]()
PrinceHarrygetsphotographedalot,beingahigh-profileroyal.Andwhetherhe'splayingsports,hangingoutwithanimalsorlaughingwithfriends,PrinceHarryisneverafraidtobeexpressive...andoftensilly.作爲一個備受矚......
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![開心一笑:怎麼把口香糖取出來?]()
HowdoIgetthegumout?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.H......
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![開心一笑:歷史不新鮮]()
Ahistoryteacherandhiswifeweresittingatatable,thewifeaskedAnythingnewatwork,andhereplied:"no,IamteachingHistory."一位歷史老師和他的妻子吃飯。妻子問到工作上有什麼新鮮事。丈夫回答說：沒有，我是教歷史的。......
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![開心一笑：吝嗇鬼的聚會]()
TheMeanMansParty吝嗇鬼的聚會Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushw......
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![開心一笑:保存密碼本的安全地方]()
My16-year-oldson,Jeff,isaboyanyparentwouldbeproudof--untilyouseethefloorofhisroom,coveredwithlayersofclothes,magazinesandsportsequipment.我的兒子傑弗，十六歲。他是一個令父母感到自豪的孩子，只是你別去看他......
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![開心一笑:好孩子 Good Boy!大綱]()
LittleRobertaskedhismotherfortwocents.小羅伯特向媽媽要兩分錢。"WhatdidyoudowiththemoneyIgaveyouyesterday?"“昨天給你的錢幹什麼了？”"Igaveittoapooroldwoman,"heanswered.“我給了一個可憐的老太婆，”他回答說......
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![開心一笑: Doctor, It Hurts 醫生,好疼大綱]()
Amangoestothedoctorandsays:“Doctor,whereverItouch,ithurts.”有一個人去看醫生，說：“醫生，不管我碰哪裏，都好疼。”Thedoctorasks:“Whatdoyoumean?”醫生問：“什麼意思啊？”Themansays:“WhenItouchmyshoulder,itreall......
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![開心一笑:全球變暖的真正原因]()
Idon'tknowwhatcausesglobalwarming,butI'venoticeditalwaysgetsalotwarmerwhenIpee.啥是影響全球變暖的原因，偶是不懂滴~不過，每次我在尿尿時，的確感到周圍有那麼一些變暖了……......
