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![開心一笑:FBI的工作 A Case for FBI]()
ThephoneringsatFBIheadquarters.FBI總部的電話響了。"Hello,isthistheFBI?"“你好，是FBI嗎?”"Yesitis,Whatdoyouwant?"thevoicereplies.一個聲音回答說：“是的，您有什麼事？”"I'mcallingtoreportmyneighborTom.He......
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![開心一笑:英語笑話:基本原則]()
OneofmyfavoriteteachersatSoutheastMissouriStateUniversityinCapeGirardeauwasknownofhisdrollsenseofhumor.Explaininghisgroundrulestoonefreshmanclass,hesaid,"NowIknowmylecturescanoftenbedryandboring,soIdo......
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![開心一笑:你爸爸幫你做作業了嗎?大綱]()
Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.一天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。Theteacherwasverypleased-andrathersurprised.老師很高興，同時也十分驚......
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![開心一笑:錯獻殷勤 Not Funny大綱]()
Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"Whatasmallappetiteyouhavetonight,Mr.Jones.""Tositnexttoyou,"herepliedg......
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![開心一笑:洗蘋果的有效方法]()
AUsefulWayFather:Jack,whydoyoudrinksomuchwater?Jack:Ihavejusthadanapple,Dad.Father:What'sthatgottodowithit?Jack:Iforgottowashtheapple.爸爸：傑克，你幹嘛喝這麼多水呀？傑克：我剛纔吃了個蘋果，爸爸。爸爸：可是這......
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![開心一笑:你的未來靠的是你的夢想]()
"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams"Sogotosleep“你的未來靠的是你的夢想”，所以做夢去吧......
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![西班牙語冷笑話：你知道哪個國家一笑就爆炸嗎？]()
-¿Sabescuáleselpaísqueprimeroseríe,yluegoexplota?-你知道哪個國家一笑就爆炸嗎？-Jaaaa.¡POOON!-日本（japón）！哈哈哈，真·笑到爆炸！聲明：雙語文章中，中文翻譯僅代表譯者個人觀點，僅供參考。如有不妥之處，歡迎指正。未經......
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![開心一笑:吵架可以減肥]()
Twoladieswereshopping.Whentheystartedtodiscusstheirhomelives,onesaid,兩個女人逛商場的時候討論起她們的家庭生活，一個說道："SeemslikeallAlfredandIdoisfight.I'vebeensoupsetthatI'velost20pounds."”好......
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![開心一笑:學習一門外語的重要性]()
Acatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.Whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.一天，一隻貓媽媽領着4只小貓在路上走，卻遇到了一隻大狗。小貓們嚇的蜷縮成了一團，這時貓媽媽吼出了一......
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![開心一笑:醜女 An Ugly Woman]()
Mike:Myauntwasveryembarrassedwhenshewasaskedtotakeoffhermaskattheparty.邁克：一次舞會上，當大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具時，她非常尷尬。Mary:Whywasthat?瑪麗：爲什麼會那樣呢？Mike:Shewasn'twearingone.邁克：她根本就......
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![開心一笑:冷靜,冷靜!]()
Inthesupermarketwasamanpushingacartwhichcontainedascreaming,bellowingbaby.Thegentlemankeptrepeatingsoftly,"Don'tgetexcited,Albert;don'tscream,Albert;don'tyell,Albert;keepcalm,Albert."一個......
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![開心一笑:失物招領廣告一則 An Ad]()
Afterabeautifulpurebredpuppywanderedontoourbackporchandmadehimselfathome,myhusbandcomposedanadforthe"Lostandfound"columnofthelocalnewspaper.Itread:"Apuppy,male,approximatelyninemonthsold,nocollar,very......
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![開心一笑:逼真的戲劇 Real Play]()
RealPlayWhenItaughttheintroduction-to-theatercourseatNorthDakotaStateUniversity,Irequiredmystudentstoattendtheuniversitytheater'scurrentproductionandwriteacritique.Afterviewingaparticularlyfineper......
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![開心一笑:遊戲狂人]()
媽媽:今天天氣真好，孩子，我希望你能出去玩玩。......
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![開心一笑:吃什麼,你就是什麼]()
伏地魔說:吃什麼，你就是什麼。......
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![開心一笑:模仿鳥兒 Imitate Birds]()
Amantriedtogetajobinastageshow.一個人想在一個舞臺劇中找份工作。"Whatcanyoudo?"askedtheproducer.“你能幹什麼呢？”負責人問。"Imitatebirds,"themansaid.“模仿鳥兒，”那人說。"Areyoukidding?"answeredtheproduc......
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![開心一笑:不同的飛機,同樣的結果]()
Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontothepl......
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![開心一笑:園藝手套Gardening Gloves]()
FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
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![開心一笑:免費勞動力]()
AnoldmanlivedaloneinNorthernIreland.Hisonlysonwasinprison.一個老人獨居在北愛爾蘭，他的獨生子正在坐牢。Theoldmanwantedtoplantsomepotatoesinhisgardenbuthedidn'tknowanyonewhowouldhelphimplowupthewrotet......
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![開心一笑:The Fourth Element 構成世界的肥皂]()
Teacher:Whatarethefourelementofnature?Student:Fire,air,earth,and...and...Teacher:Andwhat?Justthinkitover,whatdoyouwashyourhandswith?Student:Soap!老師：自然界的四大元素是什麼？學生：火、氣、和。。。和。。。......
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![開心一笑:尷尬的搭訕 awkward dating]()
WhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom'sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered,forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.在湯姆工作的大樓裏有一個咖啡屋，那兒總有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。湯姆有......
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![開心一笑:誰欠誰錢 Who Owes the Money]()
Alawyer'sdog,runningaboutunleashed,beelinesforabutchershopandstealsaroast.Butchergoestolawyer'sofficeandasks,"Ifadogrunningunleashedstealsapieceofmeatfrommystore,doIhavearighttodemandpaymentfo......
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![萌狗當道,開心一笑]()
Weaskedyoutoshowoffyourfurbabies,andyoudidn'tdisappoint!Onelookatthesepooches,andyourworrieswillslipaway我們讓你展示下你那毛茸茸的寶貝，你沒讓我失望!一看到這些小狗，你的煩惱就會悄悄溜走ALLEARSHaveyouh......
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![開心一笑: Doctor, It Hurts 醫生,好疼大綱]()
Amangoestothedoctorandsays:“Doctor,whereverItouch,ithurts.”有一個人去看醫生，說：“醫生，不管我碰哪裏，都好疼。”Thedoctorasks:“Whatdoyoumean?”醫生問：“什麼意思啊？”Themansays:“WhenItouchmyshoulder,itreall......
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![開心一笑: 良好的心願 Good wishes]()
Onedayaboycametohisteacherandsaid:Teacher,pawantstoknowifyoulikeroastpig.Icertainlydo,saidtheteacher,andyoutellyourfatherheisverykindtothinkofpassed,andnothingmorewassaidabouttheroastpig.一天有個男孩......
