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![開心一笑:主持人王寧和劉純燕的親屬關係]()
Wang-Ning,Newsnetworkhosthastenedhomebymotorcycleafterwork.,hisgirlfriendLiu-Chunyansatbehindhimonthepillion,whowasdaintyandcutechildrenprogramhostess.Adevotedaudiencerecognizedhimsuddenly,saying"hell......
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![開心一笑:老夫妻吵嘴]()
Acoupleofcodgersgotintoaquarrelandcamebeforethelocalmagistrate.Theloser,turningtohisopponentinacombativeframeofmind,cried:"I'lllawyoutotheCircuitCourt."一對性情乖僻的老夫妻發生了爭吵，一直鬧到地方法......
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![開心一笑:多吃些魚]()
你的醫生說的是“多吃些魚”還是“要總吃魚”？......
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![開心一笑:我那英俊的丈夫失蹤了]()
Aladycallsthepolicetoreportherhusbandismissing.Thepolicearriveandaskforadescription.Shetellsthemhe's6foot2inchestall,blondewavyhairandhasasmilethatmakeseverybodylovehim.Thepolicethengotothenextdoorne......
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![開心一笑:我不是有意這樣做的]()
魚缸裏面的魚:我不是有意這樣做的......
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![開心一笑:一招區分蘑菇與毒蕈]()
YoungerScout:HowcanItellthedifferencebetweenamushroomandatoadstool（毒菌）?OlderScout:Justeatonebeforeyougotobed.Ifyouwakeupthenextmorning,itwasamushroom.年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區別開呢？年長的童......
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![開心一笑:死後的探望]()
AnelderlywomanfromBrooklyndecidedtoprepareherwillandmakeherfinalrequests.Shetoldherrabbishehadtwofinalrequests.First,shewantedtobecremated,andsecond,shewantedherashesscatteredoverBloomingdales.布魯克......
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![開心一笑:好消息和壞消息]()
壞消息是你叔叔已經昏迷了兩個星期。不過也有一個好消息：那就是他兩個星期沒有抽菸啦。......
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![開心一笑:女兒的音樂課是一筆財富]()
Jack:Mydaughter'smusiclessonsareafortunetome.John:Howisthat?Jack:Theyenabledmetobuytheneighbor'shousesathalfprice.傑克：我女兒的音樂課對我來說就是一筆財富呀。約翰：這是怎麼回事呢？傑克：因爲音樂課使我......
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![開心一笑:錯獻殷勤 Not Funny大綱]()
Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"Whatasmallappetiteyouhavetonight,Mr.Jones.""Tositnexttoyou,"herepliedg......
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![開心一笑:它們也不敢吭一聲]()
Amanwastellinghisfriends,"Whenmywifeisinfuriated,shestartsshoutingatme,mychildrenandevenatourdogsandnobodydarestoanswerher."Oneofhisfriendsasked."Andwhenyouareangry,whatdoyoudo?"Themanreplied,"Ia......
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![開心一笑:病人爲什麼大喊]()
WhyIsHeHowling.他爲什麼喊Dentist:Pleasestophowling.Ihaven'teventouchedyourtoothyet.牙醫：請你不要再喊了！我還沒碰你的牙呢。Patient:Iknow,butyouarestandingonmyfoot!病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的腳呀！......
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![開心一笑:請朋友吃飯 Friend for Dinner]()
Honey,saidthehusbandtohiswife,Iinvitedafriendhomeforsupper.What?Areyoucrazy?Thehouseisamess,Ihaventbeenshopping,allthedishesaredirty,andIdontfeellikecookingafancymeal!Iknowallthat.Thenwhydidyouinvitea......
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![開心一笑:倔強的路]()
我總是不能勸說我走的路免受罰款。你來試試。......
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![開心一笑:承諾的結果 The consequences]()
Father:Ipromisedtobuyyouacarifyoupassedyourexamination,andyouhavefailed.Whatwereyoudoinglastterm?父親：我曾向你許諾，如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車，可你卻未能做到。你上學期一直在幹什麼呀？Son:Iwaslearningtod......
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![開心一笑:不能回答的問題]()
Thisstoryistoldofabrowbeatingcounsel，whohabituallyendeavoredtoterrorizehisopponent'switnesses.這個故事講的是一個咄咄逼人的辯護律師，他慣於儘量去恐嚇對方的證人。Onewitnessrathertendedtoprefacehisrepli......
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![開心一笑:停止抱怨吧]()
停止抱怨吧——告事帖聯絡部副總裁是很重要的職位！......
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![開心一笑:大明星“人模狗樣”的一刻]()
Frommasteringthedoggypaddletohangingoutofcarwindows,LeonardoDiCaprio,TaylorLautnerandotherstapintotheiranimalinstincts從掌握狗爬式到把頭伸出窗外，萊昂納多•迪卡普里奧，泰勒•洛特納以及其他人都展......
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![開心一笑:吵架可以減肥]()
Twoladieswereshopping.Whentheystartedtodiscusstheirhomelives,onesaid,兩個女人逛商場的時候討論起她們的家庭生活，一個說道："SeemslikeallAlfredandIdoisfight.I'vebeensoupsetthatI'velost20pounds."”好......
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![開心一笑:你爸爸幫你做作業了嗎?大綱]()
Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.一天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。Theteacherwasverypleased-andrathersurprised.老師很高興，同時也十分驚......
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![開心一笑:師生問答之我愛炸雞]()
Inclasstheteachershowedpicturesofvariousbirds.Thenheaskedoneofthestudents,"Whatkindofbirddoyoulikebest,Jack?"Jackthoughtamoment,thenanswered,"Friedchicken,sir."老師在課堂上向學生們展示了各種各樣的鳥的......
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![開心一笑: 睡覺是浪費還是節約 Waste or Save]()
Father:Oh,Jack,youhavesleptawaythewholemorning.Don'tyouknowyouarewastingtime?父親：噢，傑克，你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎？Jack:Yes,Dad.ButI'vesavedyouameal,haven'I?傑克：我知道，爸......
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![開心一笑:不同的飛機,同樣的結果]()
Acoupleofhunterscharteredasmallplanetoflythemtoaforest,andmadeanappointmentwiththepilottocomebackandfetchtheminabouttwoweeks.Attheendofthetwoweeks,theyhadshotalotofanimalsthattheywantedtoloadontothepl......
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![開心一笑:喬治·華盛頓的前輩]()
Ateachersaidtoherclass：“Whowasthefirstman?”“GeorgeWashington，”alittleboyshoutedpromptly．“HowdoyoumakeoutthatGeorgeWashingtonwasthefirstman？”askedtheteacher，smilingindulgently．“Because，”saidthelittleb......
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![開心一笑:越獄]()
我們就要自由了，夥計們，加把勁。我已經感覺到第一滴雨水的滋潤了！......
