爲什麼女人比男人活得長？看完這些圖我明白了

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Women routinely outlive men for a variety of reasons, biological, social and lifestyle factors included. There may be one much more obvious factor however that often gets overlooked: men simply take more stupid risks.

出於各種各樣的原因，比如生理因素、社會因素、生活方式上的因素等等，女性往往比男性長壽。不過，還有一個更爲明顯的原因經常被人們忽視：男人比女人更喜歡去做一些毫無意義又危險的事情。

This list, compiled by Bored Panda, is a vivid illustration of that. It is a collection of questionable intelligence, macho bravado and callous disregard for personal safety. And it is tragically funny! Scroll down below to check it out for yourself, and let us know what you think in the comments!

網站列出的這組圖片提供了活生生的例證。這是一羣傳說中的智者，他們充滿男子氣概，堅毅如鋼，絲毫不顧個人安危。滿滿的黑色幽默！往下翻，親眼見證一下吧！在評論裏展示出你的想法吧！

1 This Pressure Washer Guy

這個玩壞了高壓清洗機的男人

I AM IRON MAN!

我是鋼鐵俠！

2 So My Buddy Fell Off The Roof The Other Day

某天我一哥們兒從房頂上摔下來了

You can see the handprints where he tried to stop his fall

你能看到他的手印，爲了不掉下去他已經很拼了

3 Hey, You Push This Couch Out The Window, I'll Stand On My Car And Grab It

就醬紫，你把沙發從高處推下去，我站在車上接住它

What could go wrong? (Besides the car flipping, or the rear spoiler breaking, or the guy slipping, or the sofa falling, or the window breaking, or...)

妥妥的，能出什麼簍子（除了可能翻車、後擋流板可能被踩斷，可能滑倒，沙發可能掉下來，窗戶可能會破……）

4 Safety First安全第一

To be fair, he is wearing a hard hat like the sign says.公正的說，他還帶着安全帽呢，做到了告示牌上說的話

5 Glassblower Playing Jump Rope With Molten Hot Glass這個吹玻璃工用高溫玻璃液玩跳繩

he used to have more hairand carpeting on the floor...這樣玩之前，他的頭髮還很多，地板上也沒這麼禿……

6 On Vacation In Egypt. Called A Plumber To Fix The Toilet. He Calmly Climbs Out Of The Window In His Flip Flops在埃及旅遊的時候，請一個管道工來幫我修馬桶。他很淡定的從窗戶爬了出去，還穿着人字拖

I'm concerned he's done this loads of times before because it says he was calm!我擔心的是，既然人家都說了很“淡定”，他之前應該這樣做過很多次了

7 Safety First, Sure安全第一，沒錯沒錯

with that much hair who needs a hard hat有這麼多頭髮，誰還需要安全帽呀

8 Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men爲什麼女人比男人壽命長？這就是活生生的例子！

This is romantic! He gave her the life jacket. I hope she's got a better grip than Kate Winslet in Titanic though...好浪漫！他把救生衣讓給了她！不過，希望她別像《泰坦尼克號》裏的羅斯那樣最終還是鬆了手

8 Visual Representation Of Why Women Live Longer Than Men爲什麼女人比男人壽命長？這就是活生生的例子！

好浪漫！他把救生衣讓給了她！不過，希望她別像《泰坦尼克號》裏的羅斯那樣最終還是鬆了手

9 5 Minutes Break5分鐘休息

The real "break" comes after fall from this Air Conditioner如果從這個空調上掉下去，他就真的可以“休息”了。

10 Painting The Sidewalk Mexican Style墨西哥式的道路粉刷工

If it is stupid but it is work, it is not stupid這個辦法很笨，但是很有效，所以這不是個笨辦法！

Member On A Robotics Team機器人技術小隊的新成員

He'll probably need a robot knee after this幹完這個活他大概會需要一個機械膝蓋

12 Rollin', Rollin', Rollin', Keep Them Bobcats Rollin'搖擺搖擺，搖擺搖擺，讓這隻大山貓搖擺

That's just plain awesome! I think Freestyle Frontloading has just been born!簡直太酷了！自由式的卡車前載重技術就此誕生了！

13 So That's How They Do It...他們是這樣幹活的……

They'd earn so much more money working for the Circus than trashing public property.與其破壞公務，他們還不如去馬戲團表演，肯定會大賺一筆。