雙語笑話 第23期:Why me lord主啊爲什麼是我
A man was wandering around in a field ,
有名男子在田野裏徘徊
thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her,
心裏想着他的老婆對他有多麼好，他多麼幸運擁有她。
He asked God,"Why did you make her so kind hearted?"
他問上帝：“你爲什麼要把她造得這麼心地善良？”
The Lord responded,"So you could love her ,my son."
主響應說：“我兒 呀，這樣你就會愛她呀。”
"Why did you make her so good looking?"
“你爲什麼要把她造得這麼貌美呢？”
"So you could love her,my son ."
“我兒呀，這樣你就會愛她呀。”
"Why did you make her such a good cook?"
“你爲什麼要把她造成一個很會做飯菜的人呢？”
"So you could love her,my son."
“我兒呀，這樣你就會愛她呀。”
The man thought about this.
這名男子想了一下這件事。
Then he said ," I don't mean to seem ungrateful or anything,but,why did you make her so stupid? "
然後他說:“我並不是有意好像我不知好歹，或是什麼的,可是，你爲什麼把她造得這麼笨？”
"So she could love you,my son."
“ 我兒呀，這樣她就會愛你呀。”
