雙語笑話: 勇敢的鬥牛士 Courageous Bull Wrestler
A bull wrestler was visiting his friend in a small town, and one night they stayed a little too long at the pub. Not wanting to drive, they decided to walk home. As they were crossing a farmer's field, a bull charged them. The wrestler grabbed the bull by the horns, and they went down in a snarling heap. Finally the bull jumped up and ran away.
"Wow," said the friend, "that was quite a tussle. "
"Yeah," the wrestler replied, "and if I hadn't had that last drink, I would have gotten that guy off his bicycle.一個鬥牛士在一個小鎮拜訪他的朋友。一天夜裏他們在酒館裏呆的時間稍長了一點。他們不想搭車，就決定步行回家。他們在穿過一片農田時，一頭牛向他們衝過來。鬥牛士抓住了牛的兩隻角，他們扭打在一起。最後牛跳起來跑了。
“哇，”他朋友說，“好一場搏鬥哇。”
“哦，”鬥牛士回答說，“要不是我多喝了一杯，我非把那傢伙從自行車上拽下來不可。”
