愚人節英語笑話
愚人節經典英語笑話
is the pig always eating?豬爲什麼沒完沒了地吃?
答：He's making a hog of himself.它想成爲一隻肉豬。
's the longest word in the world?世界上最長的單詞是什麼?
答：Smiles. Because there's a mile between the letter 's'.微笑。因爲兩個字母S中間隔了一里。
question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? 什麼問題你只能回答“yes”?
答："What does y-e-s spell?" (當別人問你)“yes”怎麼拼?
e were you when the power was cut off? 當停電的時候你在哪?
答：In the darkness. 在黑暗中
5. Why are people tired on April Fool's Day? (愚人節人們爲什麼疲倦?)
答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因爲他們剛過了長長的三月。March 三月;行軍)
weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什麼天氣?)
答：When it's raining cats and dogs.(下大雨。rain cats and dogs 下大雨 )
do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什麼時候不願跟隨主人?)
答：When their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。Flea 跳蚤 flea market 舊貨市場 )
question can never be answered by “yes”? (哪個問題永遠不能回答“是的”?)
答：Are you asleep? (你睡着了嗎)
tree is always very sad? (哪種樹總是很傷心?)
答：Weeping willow. ( 垂柳 weep哭泣 willow柳樹)
can you get water with a net? (什麼時候可以用網兜裝水?)
答：When water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時)
