簡單的英語笑話帶翻譯短一點
在民間文學的各種體裁中 ,民間笑話的材料很多 ,也是時下最爲流行的民間敘事類型。下面是本站小編帶來的簡單的英語笑話帶翻譯短一點，歡迎閱讀!
A Speeding Motorist
A highway patrol officer stopped a speeding motorist. "Don't you know what the blinking lights and siren mean?" he demanded.
"Yes, sir," replied the driver.
"Then why didn't you pull over immediately?"
"I would have, officer, " the man said. "But last month my wife ran off with a policeman, and I was afraid you were bringing her back.
Notes:
(1) patrol n.巡邏
(2) blinking adj.閃爍的
(3) siren n.警笛
(4) pull over(將車、船等)開向一邊讓其他車、船超越
(5) run off with(sb.)與…私奔
Exercises:
根據短文判斷下列句子正(T)、(F)：
① The motorist speeded on the highway.
② The motorist didn't know what blinking lights and siren meant.
③ The driver didn't pull over.
④ The motorist's wife ran off with the policeman last month.
⑤ The motorist didn't expect his wife to come back to him.
超速的司機
一位公路巡警截住了一個超速司機。“難道你不知道閃爍燈和警笛的意思嗎?”他責問道。
“知道，長官，”司機回答說。
“那你爲什麼不立即靠邊停車?”
“我本來想這樣做的，長官。”那男子回答說，“但上個月我妻子和一位警察私奔了，我是害怕你把她帶回來。”
練習參考答案：
①T②F③F④F⑤T
簡單的英語笑話帶翻譯短一點閱讀What Color
An impoverished graduate student at Clemson University in South Carolina, I was excited when my father informed me that he had bought me a car. Hardly able to contain my enthusiasm, I asked Dad the typical questions: "What kind is it? Does it have a stick shift? Does it have a tape deck?"
"It's a 1982 Toyota," he replied. "It's a four speed, and, yes, it has a tape deck . " Pleased, I asked what color it was.
"Well, " he said uncomfortably, " which part?"
Notes:
(1) impoverished adj.窮困的
(2) South Carolina 南卡羅萊那(美國州名)
(3) inform v.告知
(4) contain v.控制(情緒等)
(5) enthusiasm n.熱情
(6) typical adj.典型的
(7) stick shift 手排擋
(8) tape deck 磁帶艙
Exercises:
根據短文判斷下列句子正(T)、(F)：
① The graduate student couldn't afford a car himself.
② When his father told him that a car had been bought for him he was excited.
③ He controlled his excitement and didn't ask any questions.
④ He wanted a car with a stick shift.
⑤ He got a second-hand colored car.
什麼顏色
作爲南卡羅萊那州克萊姆森大學的一個本科生，我囊中羞澀，當我父親告訴我他爲我買了輛車時，我甚是激動。我幾乎控制不住我的熱情，問了爸爸幾個關鍵問題：“什麼車?有沒有手排擋?有沒有磁帶艙?”
“是1982年產豐田車，”他回答說，“四速，還有，是的，有磁帶艙。”我甚是高興，又問是什麼顏色的。
“哦，”他很不舒服地說，“你指哪一部分?”
練習參考答案：
①T②T③F④T⑤T
簡單的英語笑話帶翻譯短一點學習Kind of Fitting
As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression on my new roommate. When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting on perfume. "That's a great scent," I said, making conversation.
"Thanks-it was from my boyfriend. Here, try some," she said, holding the bottle out for me.
Unfortunately she let go before I had a firm grip, and the glass shattered on the tile floor. , Embarrassed, I tried to apologize, but she cut me off - "Actually, it's kind of fitting," she explained, surveying the damage. "That's exactly how the relationship went.
Notes:
(1) make a good impression on：給…留下好印象
(2) perfume n.香水
(3) unfortunately adv.不幸地
(4) let go 放手;鬆手常用於下面的結構中：let sb sth go;let go of sb sth
(5) shatter v.(突然而劇烈地)破成碎片
(6) tile n.瓷磚
(7) embarrass v.使困窘
(8) cut sb off 打斷
(9) fitting adj.適當的
(10) survey v.檢查;查看
Exercises:
根據短文填空：
① As a freshman at the University of Dayton in Ohio, I was eager to make a good impression _____ my new roommate.
② When I arrived at our dorm room, I found her putting _____ perfume.
③ "That's a great scent," I said, _____conversation.
④ Unfortunately she let _____before I had a firm grip.
⑤ Embarrassed , I tried to apologize, but she cut me_____ .
理應如此
作爲俄亥俄州代頓大學的一名新生，我急於給我的新宿舍同伴留個好印象。我到了寢室，看到她正在往身上灑香水。“香味真濃哇。”我說，想和她搭起話來。
“謝了----是男朋友送的，來，灑些試試。”她說着把瓶子遞給我。
不幸的是，我還沒抓牢，她就鬆手了，玻璃瓶在瓷磚地板上摔碎了。我感到很窘，我剛想道歉，她就打斷了我。“事實上，應該如此。”
她解釋道，查看着破碎的瓶子，“我和他的關係正是這樣的。”
練習參考答案：
① on ② on ③ making ④ go ⑤ off
