一名5歲小盆友的簡歷走紅網絡
Full-fledged adults should stop whining about how arduous it is to write a decent résumé, because this five-year-old kid in China has just mastered the art of self-aggrandizing.
已經長大成人的各位，可別再抱怨寫一份得體的簡歷有多費勁了，因爲中國有個5歲的孩子都已經知道該怎麼在簡歷中表現自己了。An extensive résumé (in Chinese) by an anonymous kindergarten kid became the hottest topic on Chinese social media.
近日，一位不知名的幼兒園小朋友的簡歷成爲中國社交媒體的熱門話題。in the form of a 15-page PDF document, the résumé gives an incredibly comprehensive overview of the child's awe-inspiring history.
這份簡歷內容豐富詳實，是一份長達15頁的PDF文檔，全面介紹了孩子的成長史，讓大家頗爲驚歎。
"I was born in a family where both parents are graduates from Fudan University," the kid proudly states of his family background in the first part.
在簡歷一開頭，孩子就驕傲地簡述了家庭背景。他寫道：“我的父母都畢業於復旦大學。”He even makes a pun out of the name of the university, calling himself a "typical fuerdai," where the fu of the phrase for "second-generation rich" is replaced with the fu of Fudan University. "I hope I can outperform my parents," he adds.
他還把“富二代”中的“富”換成了“復旦大學”的“復”，用雙關語調侃自己是個“典型的復二代”。他還說：“我要青出於藍而勝於藍”。The kid moves on to describe himself as "confident," "considerate," and "strong."
接下來，他在簡歷中將自己的性格描述爲“靈動自信、友善貼心、耐挫堅強”。
To give examples, he relates that he never cried over vaccine shots and that one and a half years after his birth, he managed to stand up without help from others if he fell to the ground. "Everyone said praises about how I was so brave," the kid says.
爲了舉例證明，他說自己打針從來沒哭過，而且在一歲半之後，摔倒了就自己爬起來，不用別人扶。這個孩子在簡歷中說：“大家都誇我勇敢”。He also explains how he excelled in four things -- literature and history, science and math, arts, and sports. "I write three English essays per week to express my feelings," he says, adding that he has a variety of hobbies outside school, such as piano, hip-hop dance, soccer, and Go.
他還描述了自己在文史、數理、藝術和運動方面的突出表現。他寫道：“我每週寫三篇英語日記來記錄我當天的心情”。他還說自己有豐富的課外愛好，比如鋼琴、街舞、足球和圍棋。In addition, the document includes the kid's daily schedule, comments from his teachers, and a map that indicates every place he has traveled to.
此外，簡歷還列出了孩子的日程安排，老師的評語，還有一幅標記了他所去過的國家和城市的地圖。One admirable quality of the kid's that really stands out is that the boy is a big reader. He says that he read over 500 English books in the past year. At the end of the résumé, there are five pages listing all the English books he has read so far.
這位5歲的孩子最讓人欽佩的一個優點是“讀萬卷書”。他說自己去年一共讀了500本英文書。簡歷末尾用5頁的篇幅列出了他讀過的全部英語書目。On a related note, it's worth mentioning that a recent study suggests that nearly two-thirds of all Chinese over the age of 18 read no books in their leisure time in 2017.
值得一提的是，最近一項調查指出，中國近三分之二的18歲以上成年人在2017年沒有在空閒時間讀過一本書。
