威廉和凱特:皇室準父母的假日生活

ROYAL PRESENTS

Since the royal baby will be too young for a cape and scepter for quite some time, perhaps this polka-dot onesie will show up under Prince William and Duchess Catherine's tree! At least that's the scenario imagined by photographer Alison Jackson, who specializes in spoof photos of the royal family.

既然相當長一段時間皇家嬰兒要有斗篷和權杖將太小，也許這件圓點裝會出現在威廉王子和凱瑟琳公爵夫人的聖誕樹上！至少這是專門惡搞皇室照片的攝影師艾莉森•傑克遜設想的場景。

HEEEERE'S GRANDMA

While Americans are watching Ralphie shoot his eye out in A Christmas Story, William and Kate can watch the Royal Grandma-to-Be address the nation.

當美國人在看Ralphie在《聖誕故事》中瞪眼時，威廉和凱特可以觀看皇家祖母向全國發表講話。

MINI-MATES

Watch out, Princess Barbie … because here's the Duchess! And hey, who wouldn't want to play dress-up with the fashionable Kate? (We're betting she won't be attending any "Ugly Sweater" parties.)

迷你伴侶

小心，公主芭比…因爲這裏是公爵夫人！嗨，誰不想和時尚凱特玩過喬裝？(我們打賭她不會參加任何“醜衫”聚會。)

BRIT ROCK

While William checks out a helicopter, Kate can rock out to "God Save the Queen" or "Anarchy in the U.K." (Or not.)

當威廉在檢查一架直升機，凱特能搖滾《天佑女王》或《無政府主義在英國》(或沒有)。

YE ROYAL APPETIZERS

Keep calm and eat pudding! Kate can show off her kitchen skills for the future king in a cozy kitchen nook.

保持冷靜，吃布丁！凱特可以在一個舒適的廚房角落給未來國王炫耀她的廚藝。