爆笑：外國警察蜀黍逗比起來連自己都怕
Sometimes we forget what a tough and dangerous job they have, and at the end of the day, they are normal people too!
有時我們忘了他們的工作是艱辛而危險的，但結束工作之後，他們也是普通人。
So to keep spirits up, police have to have a pretty good sense of humor. And if you check out this list compiled by Bored Panda, you will see that they most certainly do. From poking fun at their donut-based stereotypes, to ingeniously creative and funny social media ‘warnings,’ scroll down below to see the ultimate examples of good cop. Don’t forget to upvote your favorites too!
爲了保持自己昂揚的士氣，警察不得不保持很好的幽默感。如果你看看這張Bored Panda列出來的清單，你會發現他們的幽默感真的很不錯。從用甜甜圈的老梗來吐槽隊友，到獨出心裁而詼諧的社交網絡“警告”，往下翻，你會看到好警察的終極範例。別忘了給自己最喜愛的圖片投票喲。
1. When The Protestors Cancel Because Of The Snow But You And The Other Riot Police Are Already Geared Up.
遊行示威的人因爲下雪取消了活動，但你和其他的防爆警察已經武裝好了。
2.My Iguana Ran Away Out The Back Door. The Police Dept Found Him. I Had To Pick Up My Iguana From Jail.
我的髭鱗蜥從後門跑出去了。警官先生找到了他。我不得不到監獄去保釋他。
3. I Started Chatting With A Local Police Officer Today, And Asked Him What I Could Do To Let My Parents Know I Was Having A Good Time At My First Day Of College. He Suggested Taking This Photo.
今天我和一個地方警官聊起來了。我問他我該做些什麼，讓我的父母知道我在大學的第一天過得很開心。他建議我拍這張照片。
4.Police Dog Rating.
警犬定級。
5.Police In Montreal Are Refusing To Wear Their Work Pants As A Part Of A Labor Dispute.
蒙大拿州的警官正在處理勞資糾紛，他們拒絕穿自己的制褲
6. May The Force Be With You.
願原力與你同在
7.Doggo Joke
狗狗的笑話：
Doggo:Hello, I’d like to report a missing owner.
狗狗：你好，我想報告一起主人失蹤案。
Officer:How long have they been missing?
警官：他們失蹤多久了？
Doggo:12 seconds.
狗狗：12秒。
8.Lincoln, CA Police Departament Running Into Trap.
加利福尼亞警局林肯警官走進了陷阱
9.Wear Your Seatbelt
記得帶上安全帶喲。
10.Look Who Grew Up!
女大十八變！
Look who grew up! Jix doesn’t quite fit on the desk like she used to,but is a lot more alert on night shifts now.
女大十八變！Jix不能像以前那樣舒適地躺在桌子上了，不過現在值夜班的時候警惕多了。[/cn
11. Driver Breathalysed By Police For Suspicious Behavior
[cn]司機行爲可疑，交警對其進行呼吸測試。Officer asked the drivers parents if she had been drinking. They replied she’d had a couple of bottles that morning.
警官問司機的父母她是否喝過酒。他們回答說她當天早上喝了好幾瓶。
12.Police Partners
警官搭檔
13. This Policeman Though
不過是這個警官喲
Hey Rashad Coleman you dropped your phone earlier running from me,you can pick it up at 26th California.
嘿，Rashad Coleman你剛纔逃跑的時候掉了你的手機，你可以在加州26分局找到它。
14.Reykjavik’s Police Department Instagram Is Awesome
雷克雅末克的警局公衆號太暖了。
15.Vehicle Log
車輛報損登記
Location of vehicle
車輛所在地：車庫
Location of vehicle keys
車鑰匙所在地：車庫
Vehicle defect(s)
車輛損壞：
Siren broken-keeps beeping instead of the normal wooooowoooo and neeeenorrrr
警笛壞了——不停“嘀嘀”叫，而不是正常的“嗚嗚”或“噢噢”叫
A faulted vehicle log from an ARV officer
一份武裝應變機動車警察的車輛損毀報告
16.Pixar Presents: Police Cars
皮克斯禮物：警車
17. This Dove Getting Parma Police Protection After Laying Her 2 Eggs In A Cruiser
這隻鴿子在巡邏車裏下了兩個蛋，警方用一把紫色的傘把它保護了起來。
18. Yesterday A Swedish Police Officer Borrowed A Snow Sled From Some Neighborhood Kids
昨天一位瑞典儘管向鄰家的孩子們借了一個雪橇
19. From Police Pupper To Professional Doggo
從警察蜀黍的小狗狗到警犬
20.Police Stop At A Canadian Half Marathon
警察來巡視一場加拿大馬拉松半場跑
21. I'm At A Wedding. Both Bride And Groom Are Police Officers. This Is What They Are Serving
我參加了一場婚禮。新娘和新郎都是警察。這是他們提供的喜宴。
（翻譯：小木）
