神曲回顧經典：99秒講完7部哈利波特故事
網上有兩位美國男孩一唱一和，用誇張的表情和一流的口才，99秒唱出了《哈利波特》全集的內容，受到網友熱捧，點擊量過百萬。兩個美國男孩還根據7部《哈利波特》的不同內容給視頻配上7幅漫畫，由白衣男孩拿着，每唱到一部就換上相關的漫畫以提示網友。小夥伴們快來一起重溫一下這場魔法盛宴吧！
【歌詞原文】
There once was a boy named Harry
這故事起源於一位名叫哈里的男孩
destined to be a star
他註定要成爲明星
his parents were killed by Voldemort
伏地魔殺了他的父母
who gave him a lightning scar
並留下了閃電形狀的疤痕
Yo Harry! You're a wizard!
喂哈利，你是個巫師！
Harry goes to Hogwarts
哈利來到霍格沃茨
he meets Ron and Hermione
認識了羅恩和赫敏
McGonagall requires he play for Gryffindor
麥格教授希望他加入格蘭芬多球隊。
Draco is a Daddy's boy
馬芬是爸爸的小寶貝
Quirrell becomes unemployed
奎若教授失業了
The sorcerer's stone is destroyed
鄧布利多
by Dumbledore
摧毀了魔法師
Ron breaks his wand
榮恩弄壞了他的魔法棒
now Ginny's gone
金妮這時不見了
and Harry's in Mortal danger
哈利波特有致命的危險
Tom Riddle hides his snake inside
湯姆瑞鬥在他宏偉的密室裏
his ginormous secret chamber
藏了一條蛇
Harry blows up Aunt Marge
哈利惹惱了瑪吉阿姨
The dementors come and take charge
催狂魔們來索命
Lupin is a wolf
盧平是個狼人
The rat's a man
那隻老鼠是人變的
and now the prisoner is at large
真正的犯人在逍遙法外
They use time travel so they can
他們穿梭時空回去
save the prisoner of Azkaban
拯救了阿茲卡班的囚犯
who just so happens to be Harry's godfather.
他正好是哈利的教父
I don't really get it either.
其實我也不太清楚
Harry gets put in the Triwizard Tournament
哈利被陷害參加了三巫鬥法大賽
With dragons and mermaids
裏面有龍和美人魚
Oh no; Edward Cullen gets slayed
哦不，愛德華·艾倫被殺害
He's back.
伏地魔復活
Harry, Harry, It's getting scary.
哈利，哈利，這真叫人害怕
Voldemort's back and you are revolutionary, Harry
伏地魔復活了，你成了革命者
Dumbledore, Dumbledore,
鄧布利多，鄧布利多，
Why is he ignoring your
爲什麼你總是忽視
constant attempts to contact him?
哈利給你的忠告呢？
He is forced to leave the school
他被迫離開學校
Umbridge arrives, Draco's a tool
新教授來了，這是魯休思的陰謀
Kids break into the Ministry
學生們攻進魔法部
Sirius Black is dead as can be, oh
小天狼星可能就這樣死了
Split your soul, seven parts of a whole
將靈魂分成七部分，裝在不同魂器
they're horcruxes, it's Dumbledore's end
鄧布利多的死期近了
There once was a boy named Harry
當然主角還是哈利
who constantly conquered death.
他戰勝了死亡
But in one final duel between good and bad
但和伏地魔最終的決鬥
He may take his final breath
他要拿出最後一口力氣！
