如果你的數學老師長這樣 還能專心聽課嗎大綱
Here’s one way to make sure you have perfect attendance in your class:
讓你把全部注意力放在課堂上只有一種方法：
Meet Pietro Boselli: Obviously, he’s ridiculously good-looking.
來見見我們的彼得羅·博塞利：看吧看吧，他真是TM帥！呆！了！
But what if I told you Pietro wasn’t just any old male model. What if it was revealed that he was in fact…A MATH TEACHER?!?
但是如果我告訴你彼得羅不僅僅是個普通男模，如果我爆料他其實是一個……數學老師呢？！
Pietro was “discovered” by Giorgio Armani when he was only 6-years-old. He also just happens to have a PhD in Mechanical Engineering and gives lectures at University College London.
彼得羅才6歲的時候就被喬治·阿瑪尼“星探”到了。而且他碰巧有倫敦大學學院的機械工程PhD，並在該大學任教。
So when Pietro isn't busy posing nude for Equinox ads he's publishing papers like, “An Inverse Design Based Methodology for Rapid 3D multi-Objective-Multidisciplinary Optimization of Axial Turbines.”
所以呢，彼得羅不忙於裸身拍攝Equinox廣告的時候，他就發表發表論文，比如《基於反求設計的軸流式渦輪機快速3D多目標多學科優化方法》。
But seriously, you can joke about adding a bed and subtracting your clothes and dividing legs all you want, but could you honestly imagine knowing your math teacher was posting Instagrams like this?
不過認真的，你可以開開玩笑，加個牀啊，脫個衣服啊，大腿叉開啊，想怎麼來就怎麼來，但是你真的能想象自己的數學老師在Instagram上PO這樣的照片嗎？！
來自非死不可的圍觀黨們，大家都在流口水，在報警，在瘋狂嫉妒——
@Gabriel Hernandez
I look exactly like this... Just with more fat.
人家明明也長這樣……就是胖了那麼一丟丟。
@Helgard Pi
I'm sorry but you spontaneously made me laugh so hard I actually cried.
不好意思你真的讓我笑粗來了……笑的太厲害了眼淚都流出來了怎麼破><
@Tri Branch Vo
This is outrageous. How can students concentrate and learn while having to look at this muscled delicious beautiful beast? THINK OF THE STUDENTS!!!
真是太！離！譜！了！學生怎麼能集中精力聽課啊！人家都在看他完美誘人的胸肌啊！就不能爲學生想想嗎！！！
@Tori Nagudi
So he's a genius and he looks like a Greek god. Are those little shorts made MATERIAL?
所以他是個天才咯~所以他就像希臘神話裏的神一樣咯~那些小短褲是……基礎材質做的嘛？
@Maria Funcheon
I would love nothing more than him to look at me and say "quadratic equation".
他看着我，對我說”二次方程式”……我就什麼都不想要（腦補請唱起來）
