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2017-06-08開心一笑:誰說我老了?
2017-04-19Chaucerwasoverseventy,buthewasnotconvincedofhisage.Atatimeheboasted:“MyphysicalstrengthisasstrongasthatIwasyoung.”Theoppositepersonasked:“Whatdoyourelyon?”Chaucersaid:“Thereisabigstonerollerinmyc......
開心一笑:未來正常的體重
2017-06-07開心一笑:你是怎麼引起洪水的?
2017-05-18AlawyerandanengineerwerefishingintheCaribbean.Thelawyersaid,"I'mherebecausemyhouseburneddown,andtheinsurancecompanypaidforeverything."一個律師與一個工程師在加勒比海邊釣魚。律師說:“我到這裏是因爲我......
開心一笑:難兄難弟 The Two Men
2017-05-31Apartyofvisitorswerebeingshownroundalunaticasylum.Theycameacrossoneindividualinthegrounds,withwildeyes,dishevelledhair,feverishlyendeavouringtocatchfliesandkeeptheminhispocket.一羣遊客被領着參觀一所瘋人院......
開心一笑:小學生的搞怪邏輯推理
2017-05-17Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic.小學四年級的教師正在給學生們上一堂邏輯課。"Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsi......
開心一笑:倔強的路
2017-06-06開心一笑:多吃些魚
2017-06-09開心一笑:不要讓我改變飲食
2017-06-09開心一笑:打獵的技巧 About Hunting
2017-05-25TwoRussianhuntersmeet."Ishotagiganticbearyesterday,"saysIvan."Lookatthehide!""Howdoyoufindsuchhugebears?"Sergeiasks."Easy,"saysIvan."Youstandinfrontofacaveandwhistle.Whenthebearcomesout,youshoot."Week......
開心一笑:誤解的悲劇
2017-06-09開心一笑:園藝手套Gardening Gloves
2017-05-05FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
開心一笑:什麼都有,你要買什麼?
2017-05-16Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.一個商店經理聽見一個店員對顧客說:不,夫人,這會兒沒有,一時半會兒看來也不會有。H......
開心一笑:上帝的一秒鐘與一百萬
2017-05-20AmangoestochurchandstartstalkingtoGod.Hesays:"God,whatisamilliondollarstoyou?"andGodsays:"Apenny".Thenthemansays:"God,whatisamillionyearstoyou?"andGodsays:"asecond".Thenthemansays:"God,canIhaveapenny?......
一笑解千愁:意大利冷笑話大揭祕
2024-01-03意大利“Squallide”冷笑話不僅僅是一種語言遊戲,更是對意大利文化和幽默傳統的獨特表達。讓我們一同探索這些通過調皮文字玩弄語言的精緻笑點,透過每一句背後的智慧,感受那份輕鬆和歡愉,爲我們的日常生活增添一抹詼諧的......
開心一笑:有其父必有其子
2017-04-17Son:Papa,what'sthemeaningof"Likefather,likeson"?Father:Bastard.Whatanotherscandalousthinghaveyoudoneintheschool?兒子:爸爸,“有其父必有其子”是什麼意思呀?父親:狗崽子,你在學校又幹什麼見不得人的事啦?......
開心一笑:沒問題 No Problem
2017-05-27NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort......
開心一笑:談論道德規範
2017-06-06開心一笑:英語笑話之自己做好準備 Get Ready!
2017-05-06Astoryaroundcampushasittahtastudentoncesentatelegramtohisparentsreading:"Mom-flunkedallcourses.Kickedoutofschool.PreparePop."Twodayslaterhereceivedaresponse:"Popprepared.Prepareyourself."校園裏流傳着......
開心一笑:感謝上帝 Thank God
2017-06-08開心一笑:我真正的名字
2017-06-04我的孩子叫我“媽咪”,丈夫叫我“寶貝兒”,我的父母叫我“甜心”,我的上司叫我“嘿”。根據維基百科,我真正的名字叫布倫達。......
開心一笑: 我的衣服太重了
2017-06-08開心一笑:癡心電腦狂
2017-06-07Chris:It'sthemostperfectdayever!Sun:Comeoutside,Chirs!Chris:No!(Slam)克里斯:今天真的是有史以來最好的天氣!太陽:來外面透透氣吧,克里斯!克里斯:決不!(關上窗戶,繼續玩電腦)......
開心一笑:給我捎杯牛奶
2017-04-18At2a.m.Mrs.Culkinwasconvincedthatshehadheardaprowlerintheliving-room.Tiptoedown-stairs,shetoldherhusband,"Don'tturnonthelights.Sneakuphimbeforeheknowswhat'shappening."DutifullyMr.Culkinputonhi......
開心一笑:讓我們脫光光吧
2017-06-09