雙語笑話 第4期:Lazy Manager懶惰的經理
Lazy Manager
懶惰的經理
A middle management executive has to take on some sports,by his doctor's ,
有一位中階經營主管因爲聽了他的醫師指示必須要做一些運動，
so he decides to play tennis .
所以他決定要打網球。
After a couple of weeks his secretary asks him how he's doing
在幾個星期之後，他韻祕書就問他情況如何，
"It's going fine" ,the manager says."When I am on the court and I see the ball speeding towards me ,
這位經理說：“進行得不錯，當我在網球場上看到球快速朝着我來的時候，
and my brain immediately says,"Back hand!To the net!Smash !Go back"
我的腦袋就立刻說：‘反手拍！上網！殺球！後退！ ”
"Really?What happens then?" the secretary asks .
祕書問說：“真的呀，然後嚨？”
"Then my bady says ,"Who 、 Me？Don't talk nonsense!"
“然後我的身體說：‘誰？我嗎？別胡說八道了！”’
