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![開心一笑:結婚禮物和感謝信]()
Weattendedtheweddingofanacquaintance'sson.Becausewedidnotknowtheyoungmanorhisbride,wedecidedtosendthemapracticalhouseholdgift,afireextinguisher.Apparently,thecouplemass-producedtheirthank-younotes......
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![開心一笑:勒索聖誕樹 An Axe to Grind]()
AboybegshisfathertogethimaChristmastreethisyear.一個孩子求他爸爸，說能不能今年爲家裏準備一棵聖誕樹Eachyear,theboyasksandthefathertellshim,"Idon'twanttopayforit."小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同樣的回......
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![開心一笑:熱情好客的小男孩]()
SoHospitabletheboyis!Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest......
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![開心一笑:你爸爸幫你做作業了嗎?大綱]()
Oneday,Tim'smathematicsteacherlookedathishomeworkandsawthathehadgotallhissumsright.一天，蒂姆的數學老師看了他的作業，發現他全做對了。Theteacherwasverypleased-andrathersurprised.老師很高興，同時也十分驚......
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![開心一笑:我願意從飛機上跳下去]()
Elevenpeoplewerehangingonaropeunderahelicopter,tenmenandonewoman.Theropewasnotstrongenoughtocarrythemall,sotheydecidedthatonehastodropoff,otherwisetheyareallgoingtofall.Theywerenotabletochoosethatpers......
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![開心一笑:尷尬的搭訕 awkward dating]()
WhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom'sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered,forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.在湯姆工作的大樓裏有一個咖啡屋，那兒總有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。湯姆有......
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![開心一笑:它們也不敢吭一聲]()
Amanwastellinghisfriends,"Whenmywifeisinfuriated,shestartsshoutingatme,mychildrenandevenatourdogsandnobodydarestoanswerher."Oneofhisfriendsasked."Andwhenyouareangry,whatdoyoudo?"Themanreplied,"Ia......
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![開心一笑:投票結果是10比1]()
我本來是準備早起去跑步的，但是我的腳趾頭投票反對我，投票結果是10:1。......
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![生活隨筆：讓你開心一笑的21件小事]()
摘錄：在一個無聊的夜晚調臺時，正好發現某臺有一部你喜歡卻沒有機會去看的電影纔剛剛開始。在擁擠的停車場剛好找到一個正要空出的停車位。ngupthinkingyouhavetogetupandgotowork,butit’saSaturday.當你早上醒來......
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![開心一笑:小學生的邏輯推理]()
Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic."Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsin,andbeginssplashingandyellingforhelp.Hisw......
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![開心一笑:一家人的迪斯尼之旅]()
OnatriptoDisneyWorldinFlorida,myhusbandandIadnourtwochildrendevotedourselveswholeheartedlytothewondersofthisattraction.Afterthreeexhaustingdays,weheadedforhome.弗羅裏達州的迪斯尼樂園是一個迷人的地方。......
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![開心一笑:金髮美女的願望]()
請賜予我……智商，邏輯，還有開車技術……砰！！......
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![開心一笑:哈里王子令人捧腹的照片]()
PrinceHarrygetsphotographedalot,beingahigh-profileroyal.Andwhetherhe'splayingsports,hangingoutwithanimalsorlaughingwithfriends,PrinceHarryisneverafraidtobeexpressive...andoftensilly.作爲一個備受矚......
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![開心一笑:快餐店裏的愛情與假牙]()
AyoungmansawanelderlycouplesittingdowntolunchatMcDonald's.Henoticedthattheyhadorderedonemeal,andanextradrinkcup.Ashewatched,thegentlemancarefullydividedthehamburgerinhalf,thencountedoutthefries,on......
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![開心一笑:難兄難弟 The Two Men]()
Apartyofvisitorswerebeingshownroundalunaticasylum．Theycameacrossoneindividualinthegrounds，withwildeyes，dishevelledhair，feverishlyendeavouringtocatchfliesandkeeptheminhispocket．一羣遊客被領着參觀一所瘋人院......
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![開心一笑:新西蘭的氣候是什麼樣的?]()
TheClimateofNewZealandTeacher:Matthew,whatistheclimateofNewZealand?Matthew:VeryCold,sir.Teacher:Wrong.Matthew:But,sir!Whentheysendusmeatitalwaysarrivesfrozen!新西蘭的氣候老師：馬修，新西蘭的氣候怎麼樣？馬修......
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![開心一笑:園藝手套Gardening Gloves]()
FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
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![開心一笑:該退休了]()
也許是該退休的時候了......
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![開心一笑:英語笑話之自己做好準備 Get Ready!]()
Astoryaroundcampushasittahtastudentoncesentatelegramtohisparentsreading:"Mom-flunkedallcourses.Kickedoutofschool.PreparePop."Twodayslaterhereceivedaresponse:"Popprepared.Prepareyourself."校園裏流傳着......
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![開心一笑:學校的職能]()
<不準行爲不端><不準談戀愛><不準看卡通>學校的職能就是:想幹嘛，就不讓你幹嘛！......
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![開心一笑:關於放屁的問題]()
Alittleoldladygoestothedoctor...andsays,"Doctor,Ihavethisproblemwithgas,butitdoesn'treallybothermetoomuch.Theyneversmellandarealwayssilent.Asamatteroffact,I'vefartedatleast20timessinceI've......
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![開心一笑:期待機遇來敲門]()
Opportunitypagedme,beepedme,linkedme,e-mailedme,faxedme,andspammedme.ButIwasexpectingittoknock!機遇曾招呼我，它嘟嘟地叫我，聯繫我，給我發郵件和發傳真，還發給我垃圾郵件。而我卻一直在期待它來敲門!......
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![開心一笑:爲今天而活]()
昨天僅僅是個回憶，明天只是個幻想，爲今天活着吧！這是來自我們信用卡公司的宣傳語。......
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![開心一笑: Doctor, It Hurts 醫生,好疼大綱]()
Amangoestothedoctorandsays:“Doctor,whereverItouch,ithurts.”有一個人去看醫生，說：“醫生，不管我碰哪裏，都好疼。”Thedoctorasks:“Whatdoyoumean?”醫生問：“什麼意思啊？”Themansays:“WhenItouchmyshoulder,itreall......
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![開心一笑:學習一門外語的重要性]()
Acatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.Whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.一天，一隻貓媽媽領着4只小貓在路上走，卻遇到了一隻大狗。小貓們嚇的蜷縮成了一團，這時貓媽媽吼出了一......
