關於一笑的英語精選
> 列表開心一笑:跟媽媽一模一樣的女朋友
2017-04-18Nomatterwhichgirlshebroughthome,theyoungmanfounddisapprovalfromhismother.Afriendgavehimadvice."Findagirljustlikeyourmother--then,she'sboundtolikeher."Sotheyoungmansearchedandsearched,andfinallyfou......
生活隨筆:讓你開心一笑的21件小事
2021-05-17摘錄:在一個無聊的夜晚調臺時,正好發現某臺有一部你喜歡卻沒有機會去看的電影纔剛剛開始。在擁擠的停車場剛好找到一個正要空出的停車位。ngupthinkingyouhavetogetupandgotowork,butit’saSaturday.當你早上醒來......
開心一笑:減肥專用鈴聲
2017-06-04開心一笑:寫一百萬遍"我有錢"
2017-06-05開心一笑:這便是公司的車
2017-06-08開心一笑:不小心咬破了自己的舌頭
2017-05-23"Arewepoisonous?"theyoungsnakeaskedhismother.“我們有毒嗎?”一個年幼的蛇問它的母親。"Yes,dear,"shereplied-"Whydoyouask?"“是的,寶貝”,她回答說,“你問這個幹什麼?”"BecauseI'vejustbittenmytongue!"“因爲......
開心一笑:我是來給你安裝電話的
2017-05-05Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意,就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpick......
開心一笑:懶人絕招
2017-06-07開心一笑:我們快點裝死
2017-06-09開心一笑:如果你不想起牀
2017-06-07開心一笑:歡送園長
2017-06-08開心一笑:瘋人院 The Looney Bin
2017-05-27Lateonenightattheinsaneasylumoneinmateshouted,"IamNapoleon!"Anotheronesaid,"Howdoyouknow?"Thefirstinmatesaid,"Godtoldme!"Justthen,avoicefromanotherroomshouted,"Ididnot!"瘋人院一天晚上,在瘋人院裏,一個病......
開心一笑:誰在打架? Who was fighting?
2017-05-30Whowasfighting?誰在打架?Mother:Freddie,whyisyourfacesored?Freddie:Iwasrunningupthestreettostopafight.Mother:That'saverynicethingtodo.Whowasfighting?Freddie:MeandJackieSmith.媽媽:弗雷迪,你的臉爲什麼那......
開心一笑:全球變暖的真正原因
2017-05-25Idon'tknowwhatcausesglobalwarming,butI'venoticeditalwaysgetsalotwarmerwhenIpee.啥是影響全球變暖的原因,偶是不懂滴~不過,每次我在尿尿時,的確感到周圍有那麼一些變暖了……......
開心一笑:想象中的貓和老鼠 Cat and Mice
2017-05-08MrsBrownwenttovisitoneofherfriendandcarriedasmallboxwithholespunchedinthetop."What'sinyourbox?"askedthefriend."Acat,"answeredMrsBrown."YouseeI'vebeendreamingaboutmiceatnightandI'msoscared!......
開心一笑:山谷到處是車禍現場
2017-04-19Alorrydrivermakesinquiryofamountaineer:"Excuseme,wherecanIbuytheautoaccessoriesintheneighborhood?"Mountaineersays:"Somepeopleusuallydriveheroiccarontheroadeisaabruptturnaheadnotfarfromhere,andacloughj......
開心一笑:談論道德規範
2017-06-06開心一笑:神奇抗壓藥
2017-06-07開心一笑: 我飯後從不工作 I Never Work after Supper
2017-04-17Apenny-pinchingfarmerdidn’twanthishiredhandtostopworking.Onemorning,hetoldthefarmhand,“It’ssuchanuisancetocomeinfromthefield,washupforlunchandtaketimetoeat.Whydon’twesavetimeandeatlunchnow?”一位......
開心一笑:不要讓我改變飲食
2017-06-09開心一笑:先生,我們9點關門
2017-05-25"Waitress,"shoutedtheimpatientdiner,"doIhavetosithereandstarveallnight?""no,sir,wecloseatnineo'clock."服務員,用餐者不耐煩地叫道,我必須整晚坐在這兒捱餓嗎?不,先生,我們9點關門。......
開心一笑:我充當了右腿的角色
2017-05-13TheRightLegProctor(exceedinglyangry):"Soyouconfessthatthisunfortunatefreshmanwaskickedtothisfrogpondanddrenched?Nowwhatpartdidyoutakeinthisdisgracefulaffair?"Soph.(meekly):"Therightleg,sir."學監(非常生......
開心一笑: 兒子的大腦袋 Big Head
2017-04-16"Allthekidsmakefunofme,"theboycriedtohismother,"TheysayIhaveabighead."“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟媽媽說:“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”"Don'tlistentothem,"hismothercomfortedhim,"Youhaveabea......
開心一笑:如何判斷你是否有腳臭
2017-06-05開心一笑:時間對豬有什麼意義?
2017-05-26Onedayavisitorfromthecitycametoasmallruralareatodrivearoundthecountryroads,seehowthefarmslooked,andfarmersearnedtheirliving.Thecitymansawafarmerinhisyard,holdingapigupinhishands,andliftingitsothatthepigco......