裸男入室盜竊 吻醒男主人
Naked suspect wakes sleeping man with kiss, finds out he has a gun. You DO NOT kiss a sleeping man who has a weapon.
一男子入室盜竊，脫光衣服鑽進被窩將男主人吻醒，卻發現對方有槍。所以，誰讓你去吻一個正在睡覺的男人啦！關鍵是人家還有槍啊！Always be careful about who you get in bed with. An alleged knife-wielding burglar in Oregon learned this lesson the hard way when he took his clothes off, nuzzled his way into bed, and kissed a homeowner who happened to have a gun, police say.
永遠要小心，你要鑽進的被窩裏有誰。在俄勒岡州，根據當地警方表示，一個涉嫌持刀的竊賊狠狠地被上了一課。竊賊脫光衣服，小心走到牀沿，躺在男主人身邊還吻了他，結果，男主人正好有槍。
Richard Dean Defeudis, 32, broke into the northwest Portland home around 3:40 a.m., Thursday, according to The Oregonian. Police say that Defeudis searched the house for valuables before he decided to head for the bedroom. Authorities say that Defeudis took off his clothing and, while holding a knife, crawled into bed with the man and woman who live in the house. The man told police that he was roused from his slumber when Defeudis kissed him. Defeudis quickly put on his pants and fled the scene.
據俄勒岡警方說，竊賊名叫理查德·迪恩·德夫迪斯，32歲，週四凌晨3點40左右，闖入波特蘭西北區一戶人家，德夫迪斯在房子裏蒐羅了一遍貴重物品後，決定摸進臥室。當局說，德夫迪斯脫光衣服，而且拿着一把刀，爬上這戶人家男女主人的牀。這名男子告訴警方，當竊賊吻他的時候，他從睡夢中驚醒了過來。 竊賊便趕緊穿好褲子，逃離了現場。
"The victim woke up and the suspect was sitting on top of him holding a knife," Portland Police Sergeant Pete Simpson said in a written statement. "The victim pushed the suspect off of him as the victim retrieved his handgun and began giving the suspect commands to stop."
“受害人醒來時，犯罪嫌疑人正拿着一把刀坐在他身上”，波特蘭警方警長皮特·辛普森在一份書面記錄中說。“男主人拿槍時順勢把犯罪嫌疑人推開，呵斥犯罪嫌疑人立刻停止犯罪活動。”Police said the man fired three shots, but missed on all attempts, NBC News reports. A short time later, authorities caught up with Defeudis at a vacant home where he was hiding.
警方表示，驚醒的男主人朝竊賊啪啪啪連開三槍，但一槍都沒打中，NBC新聞報道。不久後跑掉的犯罪嫌疑人在一間空屋被警察逮捕。The male victim, who was unhurt, was not expected to face charges in the incident. Defeudis was held on $310,000 bail in the Multnomah County Jail. He is facing charges of first and second-degree burglary, first-degree sex abuse and unlawful use of a weapon.
受害人並未受傷，預計不會面臨此次意外事件的指控。竊賊德夫迪斯在摩特諾瑪縣監獄取保候審，保釋金31萬美元，他將面臨一級二級盜竊、一級性侵和非法使用武器等指控。
