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2017-04-19Alorrydrivermakesinquiryofamountaineer:"Excuseme,wherecanIbuytheautoaccessoriesintheneighborhood?"Mountaineersays:"Somepeopleusuallydriveheroiccarontheroadeisaabruptturnaheadnotfarfromhere,andacloughj......
開心一笑:逼真的戲劇太假了
2017-04-18WhenItaughttheintroduction-to-theatercourseatNorthDakotaStateUniversity,Irequiredmystudentstoattendtheuniversitytheater'scurrentproductionandwriteacritique.Afterviewingaparticularlyfineperformance......
開心一笑:一個人也能玩自拍
2017-06-08開心一笑:買貓保險的原因
2017-06-08你的主人們把你當寵物養是爲了減少壓力,如果你不能爲主人減少壓力,那麼你會被控告玩忽職守,這就是你爲什麼要買貓保險的原因。......
一笑解千愁:意大利冷笑話大揭祕
2024-01-03意大利“Squallide”冷笑話不僅僅是一種語言遊戲,更是對意大利文化和幽默傳統的獨特表達。讓我們一同探索這些通過調皮文字玩弄語言的精緻笑點,透過每一句背後的智慧,感受那份輕鬆和歡愉,爲我們的日常生活增添一抹詼諧的......
開心一笑:該退休了
2017-06-05開心一笑:您的大衣着火了
2017-04-17Themaster,toimpressonhispupilstheneedofthinkingbeforespeaking,toldthemtocountfiftybeforesayinganythingimportant,andonehundredifitwasveryimportant.Thenextdayhewasspeaking,standingwithhisbacktothefire,w......
開心一笑:迷上wifi的小鳥
2017-05-23開心一笑:歷史不新鮮
2017-05-31Ahistoryteacherandhiswifeweresittingatatable,thewifeaskedAnythingnewatwork,andhereplied:"no,IamteachingHistory."一位歷史老師和他的妻子吃飯。妻子問到工作上有什麼新鮮事。丈夫回答說:沒有,我是教歷史的。......
開心一笑:園藝手套Gardening Gloves
2017-05-05FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
開心一笑:給我捎杯牛奶
2017-04-18At2a.m.Mrs.Culkinwasconvincedthatshehadheardaprowlerintheliving-room.Tiptoedown-stairs,shetoldherhusband,"Don'tturnonthelights.Sneakuphimbeforeheknowswhat'shappening."DutifullyMr.Culkinputonhi......
開心一笑: 我的衣服太重了
2017-06-08開心一笑:金髮美女的願望
2017-08-29開心一笑:爲今天而活
2017-06-07開心一笑:那個"甜嘴"老公的真相
2017-04-18Berniewasinvitedtohisfriend'shomefordinner.Morris,thehost,precededeveryrequesttohiswifebyendearingterms,callingherHoney,MyLove,Darling,Sweetheart,etc.伯尼被邀請到朋友家吃晚餐。莫里斯,也是請客的主人......
開心一笑:我們是試用版
2017-06-08開心一笑: Senior Class 做事不要太較真
2017-04-17Duringthedoctor'speriodicvisittomyelderlymother,ItoldhimthatMotherwouldbecelebratingher98thbirthdayinfewdays.Delightedbythenews,hebentdownandgaveherakissfortheoccasion.Hethenannouncedthathe,too,wo......
開心一笑:你來這兒是想賣什麼東西給我吧?
2017-06-09你已經與我握手握了六分鐘,用相同的句子說19次我的名字,而且模仿我的每個姿勢包括鼻子,那是我剛剛來測試你的。我猜你來這兒是想賣什麼東西給我。......
開心一笑:婚姻就是這麼一回事
2017-05-18ThisismarriageallaboutMywife-to-beandIwereatthecountyclerk'sofficeforourmarriagelicense.Afterrecordingthevitalinformation—names,datesofbirth,etc.—theclerkhandedmeourlicenseanddeadpanned,"Norefun......
開心一笑:一個小女孩的願望
2017-05-17AGirl'sWishOnthewayhomeafterwatchingaballetperformance,thekindergartenteacheraskedherstudentswhattheythoughtofit.Thesmallestgirlintheclasssaidshewishedthedancersweretallersothattheywouldnothavetos......
開心一笑:堅持不懈是一種美德
2017-05-25Manyyearsafterreceivingmygraduatedegree,IreturnedtotheStateUniversityofNewYorkatBinghamtonasafacultymember.Onedayinacrowdedelevator,someoneremarkedonitsinefficiency.Isaidtheelevatorshadnotchangedinthe......
開心一笑: 兒子的大腦袋 Big Head
2017-04-16"Allthekidsmakefunofme,"theboycriedtohismother,"TheysayIhaveabighead."“所有的孩子都拿我開玩笑,”小男孩哭着跟媽媽說:“他們說我長了一個大腦袋。”"Don'tlistentothem,"hismothercomfortedhim,"Youhaveabea......
生活隨筆:讓你開心一笑的21件小事
2021-05-17摘錄:在一個無聊的夜晚調臺時,正好發現某臺有一部你喜歡卻沒有機會去看的電影纔剛剛開始。在擁擠的停車場剛好找到一個正要空出的停車位。ngupthinkingyouhavetogetupandgotowork,butit’saSaturday.當你早上醒來......
開心一笑:傾聽的重要
2017-06-08Woman:男人從不願聽女人的話,醫生,我丈夫連我說的一個字都不願意聽,我只能自言自語。Woman:如果他知道我一個小時付給別人100塊只爲了讓別人聽我說話,他就會馬上明白過來了。......
開心一笑:噪音的優點
2017-04-17WhereverIdrovemyoldcarover55milesperhour,itvibratedterribly,soIdecidedtosellit.Myfirstcustomerwantedtobuythecar,andIbattledwithmyconscienceoverwhetherornottotellhimofthevehicle'sproblem.FinallyIdi......