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2017-05-22Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic."Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsin,andbeginssplashingandyellingforhelp.Hisw......
開心一笑:關於放屁的問題
2017-05-30Alittleoldladygoestothedoctor...andsays,"Doctor,Ihavethisproblemwithgas,butitdoesn'treallybothermetoomuch.Theyneversmellandarealwayssilent.Asamatteroffact,I'vefartedatleast20timessinceI've......
開心一笑:死後的探望
2017-04-19AnelderlywomanfromBrooklyndecidedtoprepareherwillandmakeherfinalrequests.Shetoldherrabbishehadtwofinalrequests.First,shewantedtobecremated,andsecond,shewantedherashesscatteredoverBloomingdales.布魯克......
開心一笑:先生,我們9點關門
2017-05-25"Waitress,"shoutedtheimpatientdiner,"doIhavetosithereandstarveallnight?""no,sir,wecloseatnineo'clock."服務員,用餐者不耐煩地叫道,我必須整晚坐在這兒捱餓嗎?不,先生,我們9點關門。......
開心一笑:瘋人院 The Looney Bin
2017-05-27Lateonenightattheinsaneasylumoneinmateshouted,"IamNapoleon!"Anotheronesaid,"Howdoyouknow?"Thefirstinmatesaid,"Godtoldme!"Justthen,avoicefromanotherroomshouted,"Ididnot!"瘋人院一天晚上,在瘋人院裏,一個病......
開心一笑:最喜歡哪種鳥 Like which bird best
2017-05-06Inclass,theteachershowedpicturesofvariousbirds.課堂上,老師在展示各種各樣鳥的圖片。Thenheasked,"Whatkindsofbirddoyoulikebest,Jack?"然後他問:"傑克,你最喜歡哪種鳥?"Jackanswered,"Friedchicken,sir."傑克回答......
開心一笑: Doctor, It Hurts 醫生,好疼
2017-04-15Amanwassittinginabarwithtearsstreamingdownhisface.一個男人坐在酒吧裏痛哭流淚。Afriendwalkedinandaskedwhyhewassounhappy.Theweepingonesaid,ThedoctorhasjusttoldmeI'llhavetotakethesetabletsfortheresto......
開心一笑:減肥專用鈴聲
2017-06-04開心一笑:新寶寶 The Newborn Baby
2017-05-31Mr.andMrs.Taylorhadaseven-year-oldboynamedPat.NowMrs.Taylorwasexpectinganotherchild.泰勒夫婦有一個七歲的兒子,名叫帕特。現在泰勒太太正懷着第二胎。Pathadseenbabiesinotherpeople'shousesandhadnotlikedt......
開心一笑:北極熊的無奈
2017-06-08開心一笑:貓貓專用跑步機
2017-06-07開心一笑:歷史不新鮮
2017-05-31Ahistoryteacherandhiswifeweresittingatatable,thewifeaskedAnythingnewatwork,andhereplied:"no,IamteachingHistory."一位歷史老師和他的妻子吃飯。妻子問到工作上有什麼新鮮事。丈夫回答說:沒有,我是教歷史的。......
開心一笑:學習一門外語的重要性
2017-06-01Acatandherfourkittensranintoalargedog.Whenthekittenscowered,thecatletoutaseriesofloudbarks,scaringthedogaway.一天,一隻貓媽媽領着4只小貓在路上走,卻遇到了一隻大狗。小貓們嚇的蜷縮成了一團,這時貓媽媽吼出了一......
開心一笑: 研究生和本科生的區別
2017-04-16"Icanalwaystellagraduateclassfromanundergraduateclass,"observedtheinstructorinoneofmygraduateengineeringcoursesatCaliforniaStateUniversityinLosAngeles."WhenIsay,'Goodafternoon,'theundergraduat......
開心一笑:錯獻殷勤 Not Funny大綱
2017-05-24Atadinnerpartyashyyoungmanhadbeentryingtothinkofsomethingnicetosaytohishostess.Atlasthesawhischancewhensheturnedtohimandremarked,"Whatasmallappetiteyouhavetonight,Mr.Jones.""Tositnexttoyou,"herepliedg......
開心一笑:我是來給你安裝電話的
2017-05-05Ayoungbusinessmanhadjuststartedhisbusiness,andrentedabeautifuloffice.一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意,就租了一個漂亮的辦公室。Sittingthere,hesawamancomeintotheouteroffice.Wishingtoappearbusy,thebusinessmanpick......
開心一笑: 立遺囑, 搬起石頭打自己的腳
2017-04-16Myfather,whowas14yearsoldthanmymother,hadbeenworkingonhiswill.Atafamilydinnerhetoldusthathehadprovidedwellformother,butthefamilyhomewouldgotousfivechildrenifsheremarried.我爸比我媽大14歲,最近一直在寫遺......
開心一笑:成功的鑰匙
2017-06-03開心一笑: 水分子式的新奇解釋 The formula for water
2017-04-16Teacher:Whatthechemicalformulaforwateristhe?老師:水的分子式是什麼?Blonde:HIJKLMNO!!花瓶:HIJKLMNO!!Teacher:Whatareyoutalkingabout?老師:你在說什麼?Blonde:YesterdayyousaiditsHtoO!花瓶:昨天你不是說HtoO嗎?......
開心一笑:越獄的悲劇
2017-06-07開心一笑: The mean man's party 吝嗇鬼的聚會
2017-04-17Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushwithyourfoot."一個聲名狼藉的......
開心一笑: 商店競爭中的佼佼者
2017-04-15Threecompetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedformayhemtoensue.三個互相爭生意的商店老闆在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪,旁觀者等着瞧好戲。Theretailerontherightputuphugesignssaying,G......
開心一笑: 會錯意的生日禮物 園藝手套
2017-04-16FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
開心一笑:特別的12件生日禮物
2017-06-09開心一笑: 睡覺是浪費還是節約 Waste or Save
2017-04-16Father:Oh,Jack,youhavesleptawaythewholemorning.Don'tyouknowyouarewastingtime?父親:噢,傑克,你又睡了一上午。難道你不知道你這是在浪費時間嗎?Jack:Yes,Dad.ButI'vesavedyouameal,haven'I?傑克:我知道,爸......