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2017-06-09開心一笑:高分辨率顯示器是如何製造的
2017-06-09MyfamilythinksIboughtabrandnewhighresolutionmonitor--butallIdidwaswipeoffthedustandfingerprints.我家人以爲我買了一臺嶄新的高分辨率顯示器——但實際上我所做的只是擦去了外面的灰塵和手指印。......
開心一笑:他真是一個大人物
2017-05-21Heisreallysomebody!"Myunclehas1000menunderhim.""Heisreallysomebody.Whatdoeshedo?""Amaintenancemaninacemetery."他真是一個大人物!“我叔叔下面有1000個人。”“他真是一個大人物。幹什麼的?”“墓地守墓人。”......
開心一笑:承諾的結果 The consequences
2017-05-16Father:Ipromisedtobuyyouacarifyoupassedyourexamination,andyouhavefailed.Whatwereyoudoinglastterm?父親:我曾向你許諾,如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車,可你卻未能做到。你上學期一直在幹什麼呀?Son:Iwaslearningtod......
開心一笑:什麼是好朋友
2017-06-07開心一笑:尷尬的搭訕 awkward dating
2017-05-08WhentheyoungwaitressinthecaféinTom'sbuildingstartedwavinghelloeveryday.Tomwasflattered,forshewasatleast15yearsyoungerthanhe.在湯姆工作的大樓裏有一個咖啡屋,那兒總有一位小姐每天都和他打招呼。湯姆有......
開心一笑:公交車上笑話多
2017-04-19HeardonapublictransportationvehicleinOrlando.奧蘭多公車上的聲明。"Whenyouexitthebus,pleasebesuretoloweryourheadandwatchyourstep."“當您下車的時候,請務必低頭並小心腳下。”"Ifyoumissyourstepandhityourhea......
開心一笑:迷上wifi的小鳥
2017-05-23開心一笑:關於放屁的問題
2017-05-30Alittleoldladygoestothedoctor...andsays,"Doctor,Ihavethisproblemwithgas,butitdoesn'treallybothermetoomuch.Theyneversmellandarealwayssilent.Asamatteroffact,I'vefartedatleast20timessinceI've......
開心一笑:對胖子好一點
2017-06-04開心一笑:老頭兒賣馬鞍的訣竅
2017-04-17Afterhisbelovedhorsedied,amanwantedtoplaceanadinthenewspaperlikethis:Horsesaddleandbridlefor$vertently(非故意地)thepaperaddedacommatothead,whichreadinstead:Horse,saddleandbridlefor$diatelysomeonerespond......
開心一笑: 水分子式的新奇解釋 The formula for water
2017-04-16Teacher:Whatthechemicalformulaforwateristhe?老師:水的分子式是什麼?Blonde:HIJKLMNO!!花瓶:HIJKLMNO!!Teacher:Whatareyoutalkingabout?老師:你在說什麼?Blonde:YesterdayyousaiditsHtoO!花瓶:昨天你不是說HtoO嗎?......
開心一笑:更性感一點
2017-06-08開心一笑:睡前禱告 bedtime prayer
2017-05-22Juliewassayingherbedtimeprayers."PleaseGod,"shesaid,"MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly.MakeNaplesthecapitalofItaly."朱莉葉在做睡前禱告。“禱告上帝,”她說,“讓那不勒斯成爲意大利的首都吧。讓那不勒斯成爲意大利的......
開心一笑:英語笑話之自己做好準備 Get Ready!
2017-05-06Astoryaroundcampushasittahtastudentoncesentatelegramtohisparentsreading:"Mom-flunkedallcourses.Kickedoutofschool.PreparePop."Twodayslaterhereceivedaresponse:"Popprepared.Prepareyourself."校園裏流傳着......
開心一笑:逼真的戲劇 Real Play
2017-05-27RealPlayWhenItaughttheintroduction-to-theatercourseatNorthDakotaStateUniversity,Irequiredmystudentstoattendtheuniversitytheater'scurrentproductionandwriteacritique.Afterviewingaparticularlyfineper......
開心一笑:該退休了
2017-06-05一笑解千愁:意大利冷笑話大揭祕
2024-01-03意大利“Squallide”冷笑話不僅僅是一種語言遊戲,更是對意大利文化和幽默傳統的獨特表達。讓我們一同探索這些通過調皮文字玩弄語言的精緻笑點,透過每一句背後的智慧,感受那份輕鬆和歡愉,爲我們的日常生活增添一抹詼諧的......
開心一笑:誤解的悲劇
2017-06-09開心一笑:別出心裁的墓誌銘
2017-06-05開心一笑:熱情好客的小男孩
2017-05-26SoHospitabletheboyis!Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest......
開心一笑:怎麼把口香糖取出來?
2017-05-28HowdoIgetthegumout?Distributingchewinggumtothepassengers,thestewardessexplaineditwastokeeptheirearsfrompopping.Whentheplanelanded,oneofthepassengersrusheduptoherandsaid,I'mmeetingmywiferightaway.H......
開心一笑:未來正常的體重
2017-06-07開心一笑:如何判斷你是否有腳臭
2017-06-05開心一笑:全球變暖的真正原因
2017-05-25Idon'tknowwhatcausesglobalwarming,butI'venoticeditalwaysgetsalotwarmerwhenIpee.啥是影響全球變暖的原因,偶是不懂滴~不過,每次我在尿尿時,的確感到周圍有那麼一些變暖了……......