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![開心一笑:朋友和好朋友的區別]()
朋友，會在你入夥新居的時候幫忙搬運傢俱；而好朋友，則是當你失意失戀的時候，即使是半夜都能從被窩裏出來陪你去喝酒買醉，並且在你爛醉如泥的時候把你搬回去住處的人......
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![開心一笑:宅女的生活]()
宅女的生活:上班時想睡覺，睡覺時想上班。......
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![開心一笑: How Did You Ever Get Here 你是怎樣回來的]()
Onewintermorning,anemployeeexplainedwhyhehadshownupforwork45minuteslate.一個冬天的早晨，一名僱員解釋他爲什麼遲到了四十五分鐘纔起來上班。"ItwassoslipperyoutthatforeverystepItookahead,Islippedbacktwo."The......
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![開心一笑:熱情好客的小男孩]()
SoHospitabletheboyis!Thehostessapologizedtoherunexpectedguestforservinganapple-piewithoutanycheese.Thelittleboyofthefamilylefttheroomquietlyforamomentandreturnedwithapieceofcheesewhichhelaidontheguest......
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![開心一笑:你來這兒是想賣什麼東西給我吧？]()
你已經與我握手握了六分鐘，用相同的句子說19次我的名字，而且模仿我的每個姿勢包括鼻子，那是我剛剛來測試你的。我猜你來這兒是想賣什麼東西給我。......
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![開心一笑:承諾的結果 The consequences大綱]()
Father:Ipromisedtobuyyouacarifyoupassedyourexamination,andyouhavefailed.Whatwereyoudoinglastterm?父親：我曾向你許諾，如果你考試及格就給你買倆小汽車，可你卻未能做到。你上學期一直在幹什麼呀？Son:Iwaslearningtod......
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![開心一笑:歷史不新鮮]()
Ahistoryteacherandhiswifeweresittingatatable,thewifeaskedAnythingnewatwork,andhereplied:"no,IamteachingHistory."一位歷史老師和他的妻子吃飯。妻子問到工作上有什麼新鮮事。丈夫回答說：沒有，我是教歷史的。......
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![開心一笑:準確數字 An Exact Number]()
AtouristwasvisitingNewMexicoandwasamazedatthedinosaurboneslyingabout."Howoldarethesebones?"thetouristaskedanelderlyNativeAmerican,whoservedasaguide."Exactlyonehundredmillionandthreeyearsold."Howcanyou......
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![開心一笑:一眼就看中]()
Thegirlfoundthego-betweenandsaid,"Youcheatedme!Oneofhiseyesisnottrue.Whydidn'tyoutellmethisbefore?""Ihavetoldyou."saidthego-betweenwithjusticeonhisside,"Whenyoumetfirst,Itoldyouthathesettledonyo......
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![開心一笑:這便是公司的車]()
容易第一檔失靈，難以改變方向，道路崎嶇時就拋錨，看似永遠都無法抵達目的地。這便是公司的車。......
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![開心一笑：吝嗇鬼的聚會]()
TheMeanMansParty吝嗇鬼的聚會Thenotoriouscheapskatefinallydecidedtohaveaparty.Explainingtoafriendhowtofindhisapartment,hesaid,"Comeuptothefifthfloorandringthedoorbellwithyourelbow.Whenthedooropen,pushw......
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![開心一笑: 會錯意的生日禮物 園藝手套]()
FormonthsIhintedthatIneededanewweddingring,sinceIhaddevelopedanallergytogold.Onmybirthday,whileIwasgardening,myhusbandaskedmeforgiftsuggestions.Iheldmyhandsupandsaid,"Well,you'llnoticethatmyhandsa......
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![開心一笑:沒問題 No Problem]()
NoProblemAbaldmantookaseatinabeautyshop.HowcanIhelpyou?askedthestylist.Iwentforahairtransplant,theguyexplained,butIcouldn'tstandthepain.Ifyoucanmakemyhairlooklikeyourswithoutcausingmeanydiscomfort......
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![開心一笑:什麼都有,你要買什麼?]()
Astoremanagerheardaclerktellacustomer.No,ma'am,wehaven'thadanyforawhile,anditdoesn'tlookasifwe'llbegettingsoon.一個商店經理聽見一個店員對顧客說：不，夫人，這會兒沒有，一時半會兒看來也不會有。H......
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![開心一笑:外表並不重要 Looks Aren't Everything]()
一位生物老師告訴我，外表並不重要，真正重要的東西在我的裏面。......
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![開心一笑:超炫的手機]()
I'msorry,butyourcellphoneissocool,itmakesyoulookreallydullbycomparison.很抱歉，但是我不得不說你的手機太炫了，相比之下，你就顯得遜色多了！......
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![開心一笑:主持人王寧和劉純燕的親屬關係]()
Wang-Ning,Newsnetworkhosthastenedhomebymotorcycleafterwork.,hisgirlfriendLiu-Chunyansatbehindhimonthepillion,whowasdaintyandcutechildrenprogramhostess.Adevotedaudiencerecognizedhimsuddenly,saying"hell......
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![開心一笑:小學生的搞怪邏輯推理]()
Afourth-gradeteacherwasgivingherpupilsalessononlogic.小學四年級的教師正在給學生們上一堂邏輯課。"Hereisthesituation,"shesaid."amanisstandingupinaboatinthemiddleofariver,fishing.Heloseshisbalance,fallsi......
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![開心一笑:逼真的戲劇 Real Play]()
RealPlayWhenItaughttheintroduction-to-theatercourseatNorthDakotaStateUniversity,Irequiredmystudentstoattendtheuniversitytheater'scurrentproductionandwriteacritique.Afterviewingaparticularlyfineper......
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![開心一笑:好消息和壞消息]()
壞消息是你叔叔已經昏迷了兩個星期。不過也有一個好消息：那就是他兩個星期沒有抽菸啦。......
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![開心一笑:傾聽的重要]()
Woman:男人從不願聽女人的話，醫生，我丈夫連我說的一個字都不願意聽，我只能自言自語。Woman：如果他知道我一個小時付給別人100塊只爲了讓別人聽我說話，他就會馬上明白過來了。......
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![開心一笑: 商店競爭中的佼佼者]()
Threecompetingstoreownersrentedadjoiningshopsinamall.Observerswaitedformayhemtoensue.三個互相爭生意的商店老闆在一條商業街上租用了毗鄰的店鋪，旁觀者等着瞧好戲。Theretailerontherightputuphugesignssaying,G......
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![開心一笑:現代生活 MODERN LIFE]()
Twooldfriendsgottogetheraftermanyyearsandsoonfelltodiscussingtheirhusbands'faults."We'vebeenmarriedfifteenyears,"onewomansaid,"andeverynightafterdinnermyhusbandalwayscomplainsaboutthefood.""Ho......
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![開心一笑:我，你，她 I, You & She]()
Peterwasacleverboy.Onhisfirstdayatschool,helearnedthreewords:I,YouandShe.Theteachertaughthimhowtomakesentenceswiththosewords.Theteachersaid,I,Iamyourteacher;(thenpointingtoagirl)She,Sheisyourclassmate......
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![開心一笑:偷得太貴了,我買不起]()
Ashoplifterwascaughtred-handedtryingtostealawatchfromajewelrystore."Listen,"saidtheshoplifter,"Iknowyoudon'twantanytroubleeither.WhatdoyousayIjustbuythewatch,andweforgetaboutthis?"一個小偷在一家珠......
